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neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here
the humble potato:
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.
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Acetic acid is derived from the Latin a, meaning “without”, and cetos, meaning “whale”. This is an accurate name as whales are not usually found in vinegar.
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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink
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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die
*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes
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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die
*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes
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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it
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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
#Actually this is an intended effect of Diadic Narration#Second person narration is intended to represent what it's like to be You Specifically in this Exact Scenario#It allows for the emotional impact behind narrative choices of the main character to resonate even more heavily with us#us as in the literary recipient.#Focalisation and it's effects on the selfshipping community
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major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass
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YOU - Anything else? Like who am I? Why did I drink myself into oblivion?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - You have some understanding of the recent history of disco. The rest is darkness.
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