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I had a dream where I was in a chess tournament and to make a move I had to psychicly send images of the Joker saying my move to the opponent and there would be a stock gunshot and maniacal laughing sound effect that would play when I did it like this:

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die

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they need to invent exam session that doesnt put you on suicide watch

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Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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“My Soft Office” Weekly Dinner Plate, Hella Jongerius, 2000

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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...

'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]

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too exhausted from my #MentalHealthMoment earlier today ao now i cant even do any work

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Dark Souls 2 Scholar of The First Sin

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i've always been mildly fascinated by people who say things like "i may seem mean at first but once you know me better you'll realize im really nice" bc that's like the opposite of my whole deal

as in i may seem nice at first but once you get to know me better you will realize i am just kind of mean, standoffish and generally just unpleasant. so its sometimes annoying to talk to someone who doesn't know the whole extent of my thing and they're like "nooo why you are literally so nice" and i cant just say im not and you only see me like that bc we haven't really moved to the part where i get to act crazy bc thats like some im14andthisisdeep shit. anyway #WeBall

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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I ❤️ BEING MENTALLY UNSTABLE‼️

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As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: “I am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a children’s treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.” At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, “But everyone loves ice cream!” Mikoyan replied, “They love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe it’s just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.”

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