A Killing Joke/Gotham Knights AU in which the Joker's and Jeannie's child lives. Mobile users click for navi
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
  âReally? Of all the things to steal from this place, youâre taking the fucking frog key chain?â
0 notes
Photo


âBatman: Hush Returnsâ
Before the Joker secures the Riddlerâs transfer from Blackgate, we see the Joker mourning the loss of his late wife, Jeannie.Â
83 notes
·
View notes
Text
        âIâm fit as a horse. That guy, on the other hand,           might need to drop a few pounds depending on           what youâve got in mind.â
@bluebarrettes LIKED FOR A CANON DIALOGUE STARTER!

                 âHim, I need healthy.  You present no such problem.â
2 notes
·
View notes
Photo

26K notes
·
View notes
Text
notyetthedarkknight
âYes, of course. But be quick, I have places I need to be.â
âIf you were a 15 year old boy with everything you could possibly want in the world, what would you ask your parents to get you for your sweet 16?â
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
notyetthedarkknightâ
âPardon me, sir, may I ask you a question? It will only take a moment.â
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
toconquerfear
â-pensive, but that seems like a high possibility, Mister Wayne.â The voice of Lucius Fox rang through the study, and Bruce stood behind his desk with hands clasped firmly behind his back as he talked to the man from his television screen. The boy nodded once, looking as stoic as ever.
âThank you, Lucius. I appreciate that you-â The tell-tale click of his balcony door opening had the boy quirking an eyebrow before he saw who had approached, and he inwardly groaned. âThat you keep me posted,â He finished, nodding once towards the one man at Wayne Enterprises he could trust. âIâll speak to you again soon.â He ended the call before he could say a proper goodbye to the man.
âDo you ever knock?â
 âNot particularly, no.â This place is huge  maybe enormous is a better word. How could one kid keep all this to himself? Sheâd kill a man for a house like  is killing him an option? No, no, sheâs already got her fingerprints everywhere. (Sheâd love to see him scale those walls and not set off an alarm.)
 Jackie mimicked the placement of his hands and forced her shoulders back. âYa gotta act rich âround the rich or they look at ya like garbage.â Thatâs what good ole Ollie always said. Hey, she believed it, thatâs how she got the Melendezâs to invite her to Amayaâs quinceañera. She swiped her finger across a shelf in his study, examining her finger for any residue. Squeaky clean, as expected, âThis room is bigger than my entire apartment.âÂ
#toconquerfear#( &&. CHERRY BOMB )#( modern is good for me#I tried to keep it ambiguous because I can't decide what she doing in his house or why she's there#ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ )
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
solskkiin
â yes! â Itâs always been this way for her. Of all the times sheâd killed; her father or her first roommate at Arkham, Carrigan hated the blood. The smell made her sick and the warm stickiness felt like acid on her skin.
âYouâre lucky Iâm in a good mood today.â Sheâs a grown ass woman and she canât even clean her own face. Amateur. (Must be her first kill or something, perhaps sheâs just a little nervous.) After her book bag hit the wet pavement, Jackie stuck her head inside looking for something to clean up the mess, âCongrats.â The six-year-old pulled out a napkin from her lunch box and dumped the rest of her water bottle out on it, âUp.â Even on her tiptoes she couldnât reach the woman. Although she extended her arms only moments ago, the child was already tired of waiting, âUP!!!â
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
âFor Christâs fucking sakeâŠYes youâve got blood on your face! Are you a baby? Do you need mommy to wipe it off for you?â
| bluebarrettes |

â christ! âave i goâ blood on me? â
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
âItâs September. Why the fuck is the Hallmark Channel advertising Christmas?â
0 notes
Text
jesterisms
â Iâve been here faâ fourteen almost fifteen years, but I wasnât born here. I was born in Norfolk, Virginia. I got a twin brother, he donât live with auntie Selina or I though. Him and I were separated once our parents were murdered, weâve been separated faâ fourteen years. I didnât even âmember him, so itâs been nice catchinâ up and talkinâ âbout our parents. â
âI had a twin, but I absorbed them in the womb. Well, thatâs what I was told anyway, who knows if itâs true.â Jackieâs face went white when the word âmurderedâ processed through her brain. The world seemed to be spinning faster than it should, her knees went weak as if they would collapse under the weight of her body at any given moment. Hannahâs face grew more out of focus with each passing second and frankly, Jackie could swear she saw the judge slamming his gavel down bringing the courtroom into session. She reached out trying to grab someone   something to keep her from falling to the ground.Â
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
despotiiing
ââââBaby?â That made him chuckle. She was little thus it automatically made him amused, had it been someone else maybe he wouldâve taken it as a mockery rather than a small and cute mistake. ââââMen canât give birth to children, Iâm afraid. But, I already do have two sons, if that makes up for it.â
âOh, thatâs sad.â Sheâs disappointed now (she wanted him to name it after her). Oliver told her never to talk to strangers, but heâs not here right now is he? Besides, this guy seemed nice enough, kinda like an old grandpa that bakes cookie whenever you visit. So sheâs gonna...stick it to the man (whatever that means), âWhatâs their names? Mine is Jacqueline, but you didnât here that from me.âÂ
#despotiiing#( &&. FUN SIZED PSYCHO )#( also lmao yes there is a legit guy named oliver hammet in the DC comics and he is an ass#probably a gemini too )#( also my friend goes by the name ollie now and im like ????#too many ollies#don't worry you're Ollie number 1 )#( also why am i thinking that cirus is a cannibal??? )
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
despotiiingâ
âWow! I didnât know old ladies could get pregnant! When are you having your baby?â
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
hurt MY sibling and i WILL kill you
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
babydxhl
The reaction was automatic, forcing tears the way theyâd taught her in acting classes. She needed to get off the street, and this was the easiest way.
âBaby, Baby doesnât remember!â
Fuck. The kidâs crying, and now she has to fight the urge to not break down into tears. Jackieâs never been able to watch someone cry without bringing on her own waterworks, âWhat donât you remember sweetie?â Oh God, is she an orphan? âThereâs nothing to cry about, everything will be alright.â Would it? Who's to say this little girl wonât live on the streets for the rest of her life? Itâs not hard to picture living in a place like Gotham. Truth be told, itâs not out of the question that this kid could grow up to be a drug addict or get murder by the mob.
#babydxhl#( &&. FIRST TIME FOR LOVE )#( i cannot believe---#dammit Jackie you're such a baby#this is why your wife did everything )#( lmao i guess you could say that mary is a (wo)man baby )
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
harleqvinadeÂ
she nodded at her first inquiry, still looking for the just described guy. it didnât take a lot of time because a red beard can be easily recognized from a mile away, even in a crowd. â whereâd yâtwo meet, huh? â she avoided the question with another one as she looked for something in her purse; something to beat the crap out of the stalker, to be precise. after finding nothing ( that wouldnât make a lot of mess ), she just cracked her fingers and started to head towards the redhead.
â I donât even know him. I was trying to find some books for my little brother at the bookshop and he asked me to scoot over a bit. I didnât really care at first, but then he started asking how far Iâve gone with a guy and where my parents were. I tried to get away from him but⊠â She sucked at evading creepy guys. Jackie had no idea how those women felt until that moment. Sheâs always beating up on guys like this, but when it happened to herâshe froze up. She just stood there, motionless while heâ The sound of knuckles popping brought Jackie out of the replay. Sheâd heard it a thousand times before. This time it wasnât coming from Marty, she didnât have to flee. No, those fingers belonged to a stranger who cared more about her than her foster parents ever did, â Can I get this on film? â
#harleqvinade#( &&. THREADS )#( &&. CHERRY BOMB )#( I think you write very well in English :)#but yeah hit me up in a month and I'm going to try#to rp in spanish#yaaaaay )#tw sexual assault
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
babydxhlâ liked for a starter
âDo you need help finding your mom and dad, sweetie? You can use my cellphone if you need to call someone.âÂ
#babydxhl#( &&. THREADS )#( &&. FIRST TIME FOR LOVE )#( Mom mode activated#but mary is like 30 something whoops )
4 notes
·
View notes