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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome

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the bastard idiot who reported isuggestforcefem is currently like "i reported a trans woman's blog along with a bunch of other ones and staff only took hers down and we know why that is" like motherfucker you can't position yourself as being mad at staff for being transmisogynists when you're accusing and falsely reporting trans women yourself. my fucking righteous crusade against evil trannies vs their barbarous transphobia. eat glass.

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Where does milk come from

I'm udderly confounded.

If anyone out there could refresh my memmary or keep me abreast of any news, I'd pay happily them back teat for tat.

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Isuggestforcefem was like the least problematic person of all time and still got banned, then the minute pendulouspuppytummy even spoke up about this she also got instantly nuked :) hi staff Matt mullenweg personally targetting Trans women again?

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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Meet Julie!!

fullname Julie Ximena Yamamoto Rodriguez☝️, she lives in bellwood and goes to the same private school as Gwen, they're even in the same class! Gwen has a hard time making friends her age, so she is really happy that Julie keeps talking to her, and Julie really thinks that Gwen is such a fun girl to hang out with!

She's a smart girl, she actually likes school and is really popular with both teachers and students, her parents also got her into a tennis club where she's amazing at it! however It can get so.. boring sometimes, hanging with the tennyson cousins and being part of their adventures is the most fun she had since forever, and also she doesn't need to hide her pet Ship!

She got Ship when one night she found an alien in her garage (Baz-L), who was trying to steal parts from her dad's car to fix his ship, girl watched too many old disney's movies so she decided to help him in fixing his ship and as a thanks Baz-L gift her Ship!

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It’s kinda wild how Goku just casually revealed that his 100G training in space had allowed him to read minds when he got to Namek, and then his ability to do that is never really referenced again. Like… can everyone who did 100G training do that? Is Yamcha going around yoinking baseball strategies out of the opposing teams’ heads? What’s up with that?

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"Peters' Goblin Bat" by God Peters you were right this is exactly what a goblin should look like

(photo by José G. Martínez-Fonseca)

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their life is OVER.

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It’s Hero Time By Leonardo Vincent, an artist, freelance illustrator, & pop culture artist

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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A friendship that spans universes 👽👻

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