bluehairedspidey

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video game with an arachnophobia setting that removes all the spiders and an arachnophilia setting that puts all the spiders in lingerie

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some sneotennas for the soul

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gay people love reading this post

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evil post compilation

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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

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"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

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school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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Oh yeah sorry I didn't realize the bad person whose physical appearance you were mocking was gonna be bothered by it. I guess that makes it ok. It's just that I know some nice people who sorta look like that. And it sorta feels bad when their basic physical appearance is described as horrid and unlovable.

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"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

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i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

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single japanese radish checkpoint. the next one might be a little further away be careful

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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the Ever Given was March 2021

the Titan submersible was June 2023

circa September 2025 we're due for another round of the internet's favorite game show, How Fucked Is That Boat