bluetongued
bluetongued
ᴰᴱᴸᴵᴺᵠᵁᴱᴺᵀ / ARCHIVED
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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I’m not goin’ anywhere near a fountain, that’ll be you. Why do you have an umbrella in your entrance? Cause you’re gonna get wet in the fountains. If I’m good? I’m always good, what kinda stuff are you sayin’?? You should get me a shake anyway cause you haven’t seen me in forever and we might need chooch time.
Bold of you to assume I’d be going into the fountain. It’s gonna be YOU in the fountain and then I’m going to Shake Shack like nothing even happened. If you’re good I might even bring you back a shake but there’s no promises there
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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And I’m still cute, can you say the same??
I said what I said.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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I said what I said.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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What pleases u in bed?
sleep
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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.................. You have a deathwish?! Cause that’s what that sounds like.
Oh yeah?? I’ll just step all over your Jordans!
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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Bring it, ya freakin’ chooch!! I’ll just throw you into the fountain and skip away to get a hot dawg with mustard.
@bluetongued You just wait until next week and we can take it to Central Park and I’ll push you into that fountain too
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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All I gotta do is kick you in your shin and you’re DONE!!
You don’t want none of this!
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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BRING IT NOODLES!!
I’m about ready to fight you..
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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And you’re actin’ like you didn’t already know this cause ..... oh, it’s your old man memory again. My bad.
You’re something else, my god. 🙄
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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I dunno who you are. Introduce yourself or I’m gonna scream stranger danger.
Me.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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Says who?!
Too bad, you have to.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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On second thought, maybe I won’t go after all.
On second thought, maybe you won’t get that candy.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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😇😇😇
I knew you were a real one, old man Nicky Noodles.
Do I have to remind you of the pizza I’m getting you?? And the damn candy????
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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At least your body and mind will thank you cause we all go a little crazy with gettin’ an hour at most of sleep the whole week. You’ve done so much and deserve to give yourself the break you’ve earned.
It feels so strange to be missing out on Wrestlemania this year …… and for no other reason other than I’ve simply opted out.
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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I’ve called you old for a loooooong time now, and that’s why I gotta suffer?
You’re going, I don’t care what you say!
@bluetongued
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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.......... What did I do to deserve this treatment??
You’re going, I don’t care what you say!
@bluetongued
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bluetongued · 6 years ago
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Ooooooh, I get it now. I know a lot of people are sayin’ that even if Hunter took over just his faves would get pushed and everyone else would stay in the back. We’ll have a true champion again, then we can see you and Joe goin’ at it.
Becky and Ashley. That’s Thelma and Louise. I agree. He needs to step down and let Hunter take over. It won’t be as bad as everyone thinks. I plan to take Brock’s title and give us a fighting champion.
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