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THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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Important lesson to be learned: a puppy's-kitty likes to eat some sort of a stick or grass, but a catty's-dogy is content just to nap.

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified

in their normal form, they look like this

alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream

in its normal form it looks like this

i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.

needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an

absolute

fucking

calamity.

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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The meta message here is I, too, returned to the game to shove my face on Astarion

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galedurge: two grown ass men bullying each other

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How we weigh an octopus!

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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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...are you crying?

Dimension 20 Cast Test Their Basic Culinary Skills

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ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal