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went for coffee in chelsea, told myself it was for the pastries. walked past the place pearl likes “by accident.”

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if obsession burned calories i’d be a size zero by now.

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if you’ve never had a crush that makes you hate yourself a little, congratulations

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What are the subreddits names and how old are y'all?

Also like please I am fully intrigued with with in a way I can't explain.

well I dont remember the sub reddit names but ill find out and post them, im 19 and she's 18

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who is pearl?

ive answered this 3 days ago

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You and Ben are the same. It's giving Joe and Peach from You. Hope this helps ^^ Just bc u "allegedly" live near the girl, doesn't mean you're not a harmful creepy stalker who literally spreads private info w/o her knowledge. But hey, if only I could be as delusional as you and mediocre w my own life 🤭

funny how caring too much about a girl makes you a stalker but caring too little makes you cold. pick one idk

also i never said i knew her i just said she was interesting you ran with the rest

but sure joe and peach if that helps you sleep 🩰

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she has no idea how much my wardrobe has changed because of her.

i used to wear black. now it’s blush and regret.

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i can’t even listen to lana del rey anymore

without picturing her putting on lip balm in the mirror.

it’s becoming clinical.

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thanks for tagging me <3 @poeticlou-ser

need fanfics with this vibe

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hey so i lowkey thought this blog was really weird at first but... the more i kept seeing your posts was when i found myself checking for more every day and scrolling thru the blog. i feel intrigued.

thank you <3 I will make sure to keep it updated

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So basically you found out about this girl online and you became obsessed and then found out where she lives and all? So my question is why can't you get over her. I don't mean this in a rude way I just mean you're gonna hurt yourself and maybe her

no other people found out that she is roughly based in queens park and I just happen to be nearish

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There's subreddits??

some, used to be, might still be

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just watched a pigeon fly into the glass at joe & the juice and felt that personally. spiritually. like me seeing pearl in public. except she doesn't hit the glass.

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I need like 3 paragraphs of pearls lore, yours, and why are there multiple blogs stalking her

okay, *deep breathes* here goes pearl? russian-jamaican-jewish. went to private school. speaks russian. allegedly bad at maths but still somehow does economics. lives between moscow, monaco, tel aviv and like… now completely London?? is always at private viewings, boutique launches, fintech conferences, rooftop dinners with people who don’t post her but probably think about her for months. she wears things that shouldn’t make sense but always do. there’s been whispers about her dating a founder, a film boy, a baron, a crypto guy’s sister and a few other interesting names. no one really knows. what’s real is how she moves - she makes being watched look like a sport.

me? south ken. masc lesbian. went to a school where girls wore pearls and carried horse gossip like it was currency. now i work in an art gallery and spend my salary on cameras, drinks, and figuring out how to be where she is without making it weird (fail). i like lana, i like control, and i like pretending this is all ironic until it isn’t. i didn’t plan on making this blog. but i also didn’t plan on feeling a panic attack in dover street market when someone walked past wearing her perfume. it happens. she happens.

how it started? reddit. someone posted about a girl they'd seen on a date - her. then more posts came. screenshots, overheard convos, weirdly detailed recaps. one account kept updating about her constantly and then it got banned. naturally i spiraled. i started digging. found other people tracking her. blogs, subs, saved tiktoks, group chats. i didn’t realise i was already too deep until i caught myself reloading a fintech conference hashtag just in case. so yeah. it’s not just me. it’s never just one of us.

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does this girl know so many people are obsessed with her?? that seems terrifying

im sure she sense it or knows maybe, I hope she knows.

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ive managed to go through my archives of her old stories and posts

some of these I found on her Pinterest acc she put a different name on it, which is confusing but idk

can you post more of her like photos

you ask and you shall receive

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the tote bag was huge. leather. like it had secrets. and i was just standing there holding my oat latte like a little 3D render of a girl with no lore.