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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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Pulling this out of your pocket each time you get asked something

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We’ll eat the rich

Take their vacation houses

And their cars

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1996

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The opposite of a naked molerat is the well-dressed pimplehorse: extremely antisocial and dies immediately.

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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i'm not usually jealous of binary trans people but life would be a lot easier if my transition goals were something like jesse pinkman or ramona flowers instead of my actual dream of being an amorphous shapeshifting pile of toxic sludge (sexy version)

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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