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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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Yeah I just can’t get into male characters. Every time one shows up he’s always just the Male Character to get brownie points and make an obvious epic maleboss so the writer can feel better about themselves. Not to mention they’re always getting in the way of my cute yuri ship. I just rather go focus on women instead. They’re always the more interesting and better written characters than the one random man they decided to shoehorn in.

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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Tumblr's Favorite Show: Finals!

After several months of fierce fighting, with 256 initial combatants, we have made it to the FINALS

Now, it's time to determine Tumblr's Favorite Show!

Previous rounds can be found below the break:

Prior Weeks:

Week 1: Round 1: Group 1

Week 2: Round 1: Group 2

Week 3: Round 1: Group 3

Week 4: Round 1: Group 4

Week 5: Round 2: Groups 1 and 2

Week 6: Round 2: Groups 3 and 4

Week 7: Round 3

Week 8: Round 4

Week 9: Round 5

Week 10: Round 6

Week 11: Semifinals

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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Reminder that the "normal" cisgender male amount to fantasize about being a woman is never.

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you can be evil and despicable and a fucked up little wretch if you want but never forget that you deserve love. and you still have love to give. 1 quillion dead cops

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Fun historical tropes people keep repeating because they never learn:

If this large cluster of groups of very similar people got along they’d be unstoppable and possibly rule the world but unfortunately for them they usually all hate each other

Guys good at naval combat but not land combat vs guys good at land combat but not naval combat. This war will be very confusing.

General thats super good at winning battles but loses the whole war anyways

Two countries that hate each other being major trade partners

Woman stabs someone to get her own son in a position of power. Or she gets her son to do it himself and calls him a pansy or something.

Trying to make something illegal just makes it more popular

Somehow Benjamin Franklin was there

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'What once was one then was two'

I've been dragged so far into this game that I decided to make my own fan-sculpture of the Princess and Quiet!

It's my first time having made a sculpture like this, but I really enjoyed the process and would love to make another sometime (in the very, very far future whilst I emotionally recover imo).

Making those wings though, oof.

Actually, just making Quiet in general was tough.

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food... water... bleeding heart

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making a collection