holy shit last time i wrote this thing's description and name was in 2012. god. anyway hello. once every ten years i write a fanfic about sad robots and people scream in agony (positive). see ya
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The Unlife of Gorlak is on discount for the Steam Summer Sale!
The Unlife of Gorlak just got a content update in time for the Steam Summer Sale! There's new equipment types and a hard difficulty for the real Gorlak Gamers!
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gooood morning come play my visual novel about this beautiful wife of a man who says shit like "Forgive me..." while getting slammed into a wall at 8000 mph
Soul of Sovereignty is about kindness in the face of cruelty. it's about religion as a tool of oppression. it's about wanting to be tenderly held by professor layton (archetype) while he says "you've worked so hard…you must be exhausted"
if i've piqued your interest you should play it ^_^
if you're unsure there's a free demo so you have literally nothing to lose but 30 minutes of your time ^_^
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
#a true classic#this is the good ending version of that one daily sff story that was like “well some of us in omelas VOTE”
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20-year-old me seeing a cute girl in anime cosplay: wow…. :o she is soooo pretty. i wish i had an Epic Gamer GF like that….
me now, seeing a pic of clara bow dressed as a clown: i think i hauve covid
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Melting you until you revert back to cool skeleton form. Thank me later
fuuuuck
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babe wake up it's time for you to play my vn where the woman is super normal and does nothing wrong
(and also there is a free demo 😉)
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Bionicle: Masks of Power - Matoric Conlang Dialogue Files
As you may have seen, it's now been publicly announced that LEGO has asked for the Bionicle: Masks of Power fan game by Team Kanohi to be shut down.
You can read the announcement letter from Team Kanohi here, and also view a walkthrough of the game demo on YouTube, with and without dev commentary. The demo would have been released on 8/10 of this year.
As I've posted about before, the game was slated to feature fully voice-acted lines in the Matoran Language conlang ("Matoric"), and I've been contributing Matoric line translations for this purpose for a few years now. This work amounted to nearly 800 individual lines of Matoric dialogue translated.
Needless to say, this was a very disappointing thing to experience behind the scenes, after the amount of work that Team Kanohi had put into the game, and (in my opinion) it's an extremely poor repayment from LEGO for the enthusiasm that the team has created in the Bionicle fandom over the years, although not unexpected or shocking on LEGO's part.
With that said, there is some solace to be found in the fact that many resources from the game, including 3D models, music, art, and other development materials, have been preserved by the team (for the time being) via Google Drive. This includes all of the individually recorded voice-actor lines in Matoric!
Here is a link to the full Google Drive.
Here is a link to the folder containing the Matoric line recordings.
Here is a link to a spreadsheet containing all of the written Matoric lines and their English translations (along with a few fun easter eggs).
Finally, here are the credits for the audio directors and individual voice actors whose excellent work was represented in the game:
Voice Acting Directors Tasch Ritter Gort (Garrett B)
Voice Acting Lewa ……………….. Dane Braddy Pohatu ……………….. Gianni Matragrano Gali ……………….. Tasch Ritter Onua ……………….. Ashley Quills Kopaka ……………….. Tom Schalk Tahu ……………….. Wes Wiggins Makuta ……………….. Justice Washington Mata Nui ……………….. Justice Washington Matoran 1 ……………….. Ethan Godwin Matoran 2 ……………….. Viator Matoran 3 ……………….. Lou Haroldson Matoran 4 ……………….. Tasch Ritter Matoran 5 ……………….. Mark (Markle) Stefely Matoran 6 ……………….. Anna Maguire Matoran 7 ……………….. SyntheticCharmVa Matoran 8 ……………….. Tabitha Bardall Matoran 9 ……………….. Mark Beischel Matoran 10 ……………….. Jordan (Jocool1231) Willis Matoran 11 ……………….. Quinn Stokan Matoran 12 ……………….. Abigail Adair Matoran 13 ……………….. Cody (MasterGir) Littlefield Matoran 14 ……………….. Zane Schacht Narrator ……………….. Justice Washington Announcer ……………….. David Michael Williamson
I was honored to be able to contribute to this project in a small way, and I hope that the Bionicle community will continue to support the team as it rebrands and moves on to future projects.
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