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ok he’s kinda cooking with “karoLYIN’ LEAVITT”

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Sinners studies in heavypaint

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The funniest part of Sinners was when the Native Americans just said “yeahhh good luck with that”

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saw a theory that the SmokeStack twins were posing as one man in Chicago, which helped them get away with stealing from both sides. i'm poised to believe that because visually their clothing was very clearly of the two mobs. smoke was full irish— tweed, bowler hat. while stack had the full mafia look. yk italian leather shoes, fedora etc etc . like the details!!

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The portrayal of white people who have been violently separated from their own culture stealing the power of black culture and music to try to get reconnected was SO literal and somehow not at ALL heavy-handed or trite. Fkn remarkable.

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‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

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Superman (2025) + tweets

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watched the movie

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asmr youtubers who are extremely online is normal and to be expected so normally it’s not an issue until they abruptly take you out at the kneecaps out of nowhere with it

it’s 2am and i’m trying to sleep and this asmr video of a space alien giving me a makeover is like “we’ve done some research on your kind and will be shaping you into the image we took from your hieroglyphics of the most ideal-looking of your kind :)” and then she pulls out a hologram of the chad stride. how am i supposed to be normal after that

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Superman (2025) + Text posts

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Bonus:

SUPERMAN (2025) DIR. JAMES GUNN

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they are best friends

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andy weir and his little space vloggers

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It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)

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many things to criticize shiv roy for but people always so caught up on her infidelity. girl i dont give a fuck how tom feels

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i think all the best sci-fi is the sci-fi that looks dirty and lived in. like yeah we could have space travel and lasers but people are still gonna leave dirty cups by the side of their sleep pod and get weird alien mud stuck on their boots and put off fixing that faulty light on the lower deck of the spaceship. its relatable. its humanizing.