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ogh freaks<3
spamton and tenna doodle while my boyfriend is making dinner 💌
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hi tumblr! i dont know if anyone will see this but if you do; im going live in roughly an hour, playing webfishing for the first time :)
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Call me Francis Farnsworth the way I won “Lowest Average Score” at the company bowling tournament yesterday 😭
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Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows is left handed
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“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it
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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
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something something trash something something treasure anyways quite delicious, compliments to the chef
Take my garbage

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Me when my job pays me 240 per paycheck because I’m only allowed to work three times a week (they did NOT tell me this until AFTER I was hired) and now they want me to pay THEM 250 to get certified for their bullshit program, so I try to put in my two weeks because not only do they want a WHOLE FUCKING PAYCHECK from me but this week was the FOURTH TIME they’re more than a DAY late paying me AND they tell me:
“Oh nonono, this isint a 2 weeks notice job, this is a months notice job.”
Which was never ONCE COMINICATED TO ME. EVER. So now during my job search and interviews I can’t give them a definite start date because now I don’t know when my current job will end.
Come to find out, it’s ILLEGAL for them to do this to me, but if I don’t, they’ll badmouth me to any future employers and I’ve already been fired once at my old job, so I can’t afford that.
All to say, I fucking hate my life.
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Harvey spreading a lovely holiday message from the Shadows family.
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"What We Do In The Shadows is about a comedy about the human spirit and what it means to have humanity, relationships with other people, and the overwhelmingly resilience to endure no matter the odds, circumstances, or time passed by" . Wrong. It's about how many times Colin Robinson can be a child of divorce.
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I forgot to post this so here it is! A secret santa gift for @krillbot inspired by their prompt of 'sigma with critters especially dairy-cow isopods' and I got really excited to include some Dali-esque details and influences. I hope you (and everyone else) likes it!
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Ghosts Au but its set in homestuck
Sollux captor could have been such a great fucking asset in homestuck if bro had stuck around… like he can hear the voices of people who are about to die, do you know how beneficial that is??? “Hey Karkat, move to the left” right before something hits right where he was standing. Like he could have theoretically prevented so much bullshit 😭
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