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The Hand That Feeds (4679 words) by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: Explicit  Characters: Preitor Gavorn, Lantar Sidonis Additional Tags: mentioned Garrus Vakarian, mentioned Aria T'Loak, mentioned Grizz, mentioned Anto Korragan, Shameless Smut 

Summary:

Step one. Find out what Aria knows.  Step two. Cross Gavorn off your to-do list.  Step three. Make—probably—the worst decision of your life.

After the shakedown in Afterlife, after turning down the plans of an apparent madman from Palaven, Lantar Sidonis seeks to find out what Aria's lackeys know about what happened. While entertaining Gavorn, he decides to find out what Gavorn knows about the turian who saved him, the one he can't stop thinking about...

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The Hand That Feeds (4679 words) by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: Explicit  Characters: Preitor Gavorn, Lantar Sidonis Additional Tags: mentioned Garrus Vakarian, mentioned Aria T'Loak, mentioned Grizz, mentioned Anto Korragan, Shameless Smut 

Summary:

Step one. Find out what Aria knows.  Step two. Cross Gavorn off your to-do list.  Step three. Make—probably—the worst decision of your life.

After the shakedown in Afterlife, after turning down the plans of an apparent madman from Palaven, Lantar Sidonis seeks to find out what Aria's lackeys know about what happened. While entertaining Gavorn, he decides to find out what Gavorn knows about the turian who saved him, the one he can't stop thinking about...

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Last Chance by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Word count: 300 Characters: Lantar Sidonis Tags: Angst, Andromeda

The dock was quiet, save for the low hum of systems prepping for launch. Lantar Sidonis stood at the edge of the loading bay, staring up at Ark Natanus, its slate hull lit by sterile light. It looked like salvation. Or a mausoleum.

After everything, Garrus had given him life.

He’d walked away that day on the Citadel—the only thing cracked open his spirit. 

Garrus never came down from the rafters. Left him alive, not a single word passed between them. That silence haunted Sidonis more than any shot could have.

When the Initiative opened its gates, he signed up without hesitation. New galaxy, they said. Clean slate.

They didn’t ask many questions. He didn’t either.

Now, a final check from a salarian tech. “Pod seven-oh-three,” she pointed. “Once you’re in, system handles the rest—won’t feel a thing.”

The cryo-chamber hissed. Sidonis nodded, stepped inside. He lay down, chill seeping through armor, cracked plating, old regrets.

He thought of Omega. 

Of hushed promises: that someday he’d be a galaxy away from the station’s relentless gravitational pull.

Of smoke and neon and Garrus’s body against his, quiet and rough, half-drunk on adrenaline. 

Of the first and last times their eyes met, both through the lens of a sniper’s scope.

He hadn’t earned forgiveness. Maybe never would. But in Andromeda, maybe he could build something that made him worthy of it.

The lid closed. Frost bloomed across the glass in spiderweb fractures.

His breath hitched. Panic. He fumbled at his Omnitool, fingers numb. “Vakarian—” he rasped, name fogging his breath. “Garrus—wait, just—just let me say—”

The interface blinked, unresponsive.

He tried again. “I didn’t mean—”

The system buzzed.

Too late.

His body stilled. His eyes wide. Darkness took him gently.

There was no clean slate. Only silence.

And cold.

Link to AO3

For @archivecreators' drabble challenge

My first prompt was "Last Chance," 300 words, Angst

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The grand finale...

No Plan Survives First Contact by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Rating: General Audiences Characters: Rolan Quarn, Venari Pallin Word Count: 1,463

Chapter 6: Case file: Rolan Quarn

“I didn’t expect to see you here, Quarn.” he began flatly.

“I didn’t expect to see you either, Executor. Thought they’d send someone else.”

“And I thought you were supposed to be ‘slippery and elusive,’” Pallin’s subvocals taunted. “Weren’t you supposed to be good at this?”

“Oh, I’m exactly where I planned to be today, Executor. Check my Omnitool calendar if you’d like.”

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apparently my fic is getting flagged as mature content bc i posted it with a screenshot of dark star lounge where the lighting is vaguely pinkish orangish like white people skin ok

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No Plan Survives First Contact by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Rating: General Audiences Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

Chapter 2: Case file: Cassius Vayek

Chapter 3: Case file: "Dexian Sideris"

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apparently my fic is getting flagged as mature content bc i posted it with a screenshot of dark star lounge where the lighting is vaguely pinkish orangish like white people skin ok

so here it is again i guess

No Plan Survives First Contact by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Rating: General Audiences Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

Chapter 2: Case file: Cassius Vayek

Chapter 3: Case file: "Dexian Sideris"

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apparently my fic is getting flagged as mature content bc i posted it with a screenshot of dark star lounge where the lighting is vaguely pinkish orangish like white people skin ok

so here it is again i guess

No Plan Survives First Contact by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Rating: General Audiences Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

Chapter 2: Case file: Cassius Vayek

Chapter 3: Case file: "Dexian Sideris"

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apparently my fic is getting flagged as mature content bc i posted it with a screenshot of dark star lounge where the lighting is vaguely pinkish orangish like white people skin ok

so here it is again i guess

No Plan Survives First Contact by hanarinhightown [AO3]

Rating: General Audiences Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

Chapter 2: Case file: Cassius Vayek

Chapter 3: Case file: "Dexian Sideris"

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Chapter 1: Genuine Batarian Ale, Uncut

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

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Chapter 1: Genuine Batarian Ale, Uncut

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2186 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

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Chapter 1: Genuine Batarian Ale, Uncut

Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Characters: Rolan Quarn, Lantar Sidonis, Presidium Groundskeeper (Mass Effect), Dark Star Lounge Bartender (Mass Effect), Original Turian Character(s), Chellick (Mass Effect), Venari Pallin Additional Tags: Cassius Vayek, Nestor Savatrian, Dexian “Dex” Sideris, (“Dex” is Sidonis in hiding), The Citadel (Mass Effect), C-Sec (Mass Effect), Comedy, Good Cop Bad Cop

Summary:

In 2185 CE, Citadel Security arrests five turians on charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, and trafficking in contraband: batarian ale smuggled straight from Khar'Shan. A pretty routine ordeal; Executor Pallin and Detective Chellick divide and conquer, placing each perp in their own interrogation room. The five turians, however, prove extremely unhelpful and incredibly contradictory.

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Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Characters: Lantar Sidonis, Castis Vakarian, Solana Vakarian, Original Turian Character(s) Chapter word count: 5,275 Chapter summary:

Stranded planetside, three turians set out on a slow and eerily quiet walk across the graveyard of the turian capitol. Sidonis learns more about Palaven and his new traveling companions.

Siri, play “Wait” by M83.

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hanar's turian master post

ao3 links:

Sucker's Luck

A House in an Invictus Jungle

In Cipritine, Solatium

The Primarch's Advisor

Fics (with links):

Sucker's Luck

Set after the destruction of the SR-1 Normandy and running through ME2, the story of of Archangel. Takes place on Omega, exploring Garrus's relationship to obsession and black and white thinking. Asks what if he was betrayed by not just a follower, but a lover? kiss of judas by @bonksoundeffect

WIP (chapters: 3 of 15) | Rating: M

House in an Invictus Jungle

Garrus recieves a distress call from Sidonis.

One shot (complete) | Rating: T

In Cipritine, Solatium

During the reaper invasion of Palaven, Lantar Sidonis lands on the turian homeworld he's only ever dreamed of, ready to make it mean something. What he doesn't expect is to find himself saving the family of the man he betrayed, or how it could lead to him saving himself.

WIP (chapters: 1 of 3) | Rating: T

The Primarch's Advisor

When the burden of leadership becomes too much to bear, Primarch Adrien Victus turns to his old battle buddy Castis Vakarian for advice and comfort. When victory has been delcared but Victus has lost everything, two old soldiers find comfort at the end of a long war. art created for The Primarch's Advisor by @bonksoundeffect

One shot (complete) | Rating: M

random snippets, ideas, and metas

(may or may not be turians) kolyat's first legal drink sidonis lusting after castis vakarian in garrus's childhood bed Solipsism (aka Kaidan and Thane kiss on the mouth) on Eye for an Eye on sidonis saving castis and solana (pre fic) lantore (lantar lore) on control and escape (garrus x sidonis meta)

miscellaneous memes

put sid on brokeback mountain turian music beluga sextus he IS capable a bullet for your sins fleet and flotilla starring lantar sidonis

did you fuck my dad sidonis areyoujoking.mp3 three types of friend clown4clown

palaven, 2170s... babyslut darkstar bartender

OCs:

Cassius Vayek and Nestor Savatrian ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ) aka Darkstar Bartender and Presidium Groundskeeper

Val (Valens Laskarias) ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 ) (just some guy/Omega line cook extraordinaire)

feat. sid

Caro & Olorus (they are mostly in my head but they exist)

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lantar Sidonis, Castis Vakarian, Solana Vakarian Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Turians (Mass Effect), Palaven (Mass Effect), Reapers (Mass Effect), Turian blood is BLUE, Inspired by Expanded Galaxy Mod‚ cut content from ME3 about spared Sidonis rescuing Garrus’s family‚ and the in-game comms call Garrus has with Castis, past Lantar Sidonis/Garrus Vakarian, Canon-Typical Violence, Solana is arguably the hero here, But Sid needs a win Series: Part 3 of An Attempt to Tip the Scales

Summary:

During the reaper invasion of Palaven, Lantar Sidonis lands on the turian homeworld he’s only ever dreamed of, ready to give his life to make it mean something. What he doesn’t expect is to find himself saving the family of the man he betrayed, or how it could lead to him saving himself.

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lantar Sidonis, Castis Vakarian, Solana Vakarian Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Turians (Mass Effect), Palaven (Mass Effect), Reapers (Mass Effect), Turian blood is BLUE, Inspired by Expanded Galaxy Mod‚ cut content from ME3 about spared Sidonis rescuing Garrus’s family‚ and the in-game comms call Garrus has with Castis Series: Part 3 of An Attempt to Tip the Scales

Summary:

During the reaper invasion of Palaven, Lantar Sidonis lands on the turian homeworld he’s only ever dreamed of, ready to give his life to make it mean something. What he doesn’t expect is to find himself saving the family of the man he betrayed, or how it would lead to him saving himself.