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See now I COULD make a witty remark about the new year but instead I’m gonna say can’t be fucked goodnight Tumblr

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heye every one.

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They should

They should put estrogen in irn bru

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Don’t do it, it’s bad for you.

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War Thunder mentioned

Attack the D point!

Never!

Defended the D point!

Negative!

Attack hostile troops!

Yes!

Repairing! 00:26

Cover me!

‘*Some variation of ‘useless dumb shit team followed by a string of slurs

Okay post cancelled EXCUSE ME?

Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.

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Hello. In front of you is a time machine. We’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu. That’s right, we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey. Off. The menu.

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Trump supposedly wants to immediately ban all transgender members of the U.S. military from service.

That’s around 15,000 members of the U.S. military.

15,000 who have bravely signed up to give their lives in protection of what they care about.

And Trump plans to make that redundant. While the U.S. military is ~41,000 people short on necessary manpower.

I knew Trump was a retard but seriously what the fuck man, this isn’t even like monetarily beneficial to you, you’re literally making your country weaker and denying tens of thousands of people proper representation.

Fuck you, Orange ballsack man, go back to the hell that you came from.

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The whole point of a UBI is that you keep working on top of it, so yeah, I would. It’s there to support people who can’t work due to conditions like disability, rehabilitation or childcare or something similar.

Plus extra money.

If we had universal basic income, would you still work?

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I don’t read Japanese so I can’t, so no.

I also don’t use Spotify so also no.

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

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‘Stealth’

More like J-20 plastic fighters

Cmon man

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Isn’t the UEG a dictatorship?

Anyway, cook UNSC, we’re all so fucking hungry right now.

Outgoing Broadcast

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Trump is a pussy ass bitch and if any of you voted for him, stop lying that you're a "Proud American" and just admit you're a fascist at worst or a moron at best.

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Also, let me know so I can block you.

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Barker Out

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To be fair an arms embargo wouldn’t be a good idea because it wouldn’t just be Palestine at war with Israel at that point. It’d be causing more wars, ergo people would be less likely to vote.

I think something a bit better would be more arms to Ukraine. Or more humanitarian support to Ukraine, Palestine and Israel (taking into account that Israel is one of the US’s closest allies). I think that’d go down well with even some Trump voters.

OR

She could’ve promised better infrastructure to the central states. They’ve lacked that for…well centuries, and republicans have NEVER given them anything. It could’ve potentially drawn more central states votes away from Trump.

Me when my policies are identical to Trump's policies and my only method of getting votes was reminding everyone how Trump isn't a pussy about it compared to me.

All Kamala had to do was say she'd put an arms embargo on Israel.

I haven't seen such a monumental fuckup in my whole life and I was a foster kid who skipped school during Kamala's no truancy policy in California.

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But…but free speeeeeech!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!

(Of course I’m joking, fuck Trump and free speech doesn’t apply to websites. Or businesses. Or anything. It only applies to anti-governmental speech (you have no idea how many people scream free speech after making hate speech and getting rightly punished).).

I don't know if it needs to be said but if you haven't figured it out yet I don't want any Trump supporters following or interacting with me. Stay the fuck away from me

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I can’t wait for US isolationism to cause world war fucking three. Just like World War 1 and 2.

‘I can end the Ukrainian conflict instantly’ so then fucking do it??????? Oh wait he was lying. Just like all his other claims.

Personally I’m not worried about Project 25. Not because it’s ‘fine’ (because it’s horrific) but remember how Trump said he’d build an unclimbable wall? Yeah, never quite got around to that, did he? And believe me, P25 will be harder to implement than a concrete wall.

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TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.