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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

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Hey, if you did work over the past few weeks to try to stop the GOP's obscene and murderous budget: thanks. It ended up without the AI regulation ban, the trans healthcare ban, the western lands sell off, and without its stupid name being official.

It passing was a major loss for everyone in this country including the very wealthy and other people who believe they will be able to be better off from it.

But also, it passing was not as bad as it could have been and it took the ongoing effort of huge amounts of people to even make that a possibility, so if you were part of that, from the bottom of my heart: Thank you.

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to isolate myself before others could exclude me

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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My contribution to TES Gala: Relmyna Verenim. Sheogorath inspired kimono outfit.

She is in love with the god of madness and adores his style!

I just found out about this event yesterday and decided to join 🖤

@tes-gala

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50 Awesome Reasons We Love Being Trapped In The Belly Of This Horrible Machine

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Dude get your gay ass proboscis out of me

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Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

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the butch/femme scene of 1990s san francisco by chloe sherman

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ordinarily, yes, the black smoke would indicate that they failed to elect a new pope, but in this case the smoke was actually the exhaust fumes of a mechanical godhead, constructed in secret by a rogue group of cardinals using the conclave as cover.

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After years spent poring over mysterious and arcane plat sheets and deciphering long-forgotten building codes, city councilmember Mike LaMere unearthed the mysterious City Zoning Amulet Friday.

“Behold!” LaMere said, holding aloft the solid-gold amulet, which is emblazoned with the Ever-Evaluating Eye of Surr-Vey, Lord Of Demarcation, He Who Measures And Assesses. “With this sigil, the power of zoning comes. Through me, the power of zoning flows! All will behold my power, and I shall bow to no man when designating matter-of-right developments for major retail and office spaces to a maximum lot occupancy of 75 percent for residential use!”

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“The Goon suggested, “Learn to drive?” “Never,” said Quentin. “My mission in life is to be a passenger.”

Diana Wynne Jones, "Archer's Goon"

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.

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