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I love Zane so much I need him to cry so hard he throws up

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SHOW UP IN THE TAGS I BEG OF YOU

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

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This has been rotating in my brain for a while

Idk i think I'm funny🥀🥀

Og meme and alt text lol

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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I’m always on the lookout for good robot-centric stories. If anyone has any recommendations for good books or movies or anything, please send them my way!

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Lego… if you ain’t making a Zane plush then you BETTER make a Zane tamagotchi or a Zane desk bot ( like the one shown below) cause ain’t no way all the other ninja + sora,Arin and riyu have gotten plushies and not make one for Zane.

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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NINJAGO: Become Human (DETROIT: Become Human AU)

I'm already preparing the headcanons.

Would you like to read them when they're ready?

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pajama pt4

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My cat just died so I drew robot android nindroid men to cope

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inflicts you with Zane/Data parallels brainrot

(ref image under cut)

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Anyone have any Ninjago fanfiction recommendations?

I’m still pretty new to this fandom and am not really sure what the best fics may be, or where I’d find them. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance!