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It's Pride Month guys ! You know what that means
Jimmy: smooch your baristas!
Tango: [chokes]
Tango: Do what now???
Jimmy: [laughs]
Jimmy: Like, give a smooch to the homies, right?
Tango: Aha, right right...
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Impulse: you... okay there T?
Tango: [head in hands]
Tango: Yep.
Tango: Totally.
Tango: Love my life.
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Grian: Scar...
Scar: Mm?
Grian: I see you.
Grian: Don't you dare. Not at work.
Scar: What?!
Scar: What are you talking about, G? I wasn't doing anything!
Grian: It's what you're going to do. You forget I know you, Scar.
Scar: I see... well, then you probably also know that...
Scar: HotGuy attack!!!
Grian: GAH!
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[Additional context: It seems that the HotGuy attack seems to be an affectionate barrage as Scar proceeds to attack Grian by repeatedly kissing his face. The interviewing team would like it to be known that it was exceedingly cute.]
[Additional context 2: and also very, very gay.]
[Additional context 3: Yes, and that.]
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How I feel seeing some of my moots
Like they have so good art
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BANG CHAN ⋮ dominATE MEXICO CITY — 250413 (© _howluvs_)
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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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theres a guy that keeps reblogging from me and and adding nothing
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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."
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uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup
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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;
people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows
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Tango: I am sweaty. (in the background, Skizz has wrapped his arm around Jimmy's shoulder, and Jimmy wrapped his arm around Skizz's waist, before Skizz reaches up and shoots Jimmy under the chin) "Box of bravery time." I know, I wish I had a box of bravery. (Jimmy falls to the ground dramatically, as if this has killed him) That was fun. (Skizz lines up a shot on Tango from behind, and shoots him around five times, before giggling) Tango: All I gotta say is, Scar was the MVP then. Skizz: Was he? Tango: That flank move around the side. He took out our whole team that first round, yeah. (Someone off screen shoots Skizz in the crotch, and he clutches himself and falls to the ground) How's it going? Enjoy!
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