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I think it was a Christmas gift from really long ago, nothing i can do now to undo the purchase...

In light of recent events, i have done a thing

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In light of recent events, i have done a thing

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God was too scared of having to face you at your full power

why does the chronic pain have to be chronic

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Fixing a sleep schedule might be hard, but it's not completely impossible, i hope

also just realised i have fucked up my sleep schedule

shit

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Theft, or beg like a wet sopping animal, i've run out of ideas

yk one of the problems with staying up so late is that my brain starts irrationally focusing on all the bad shit in my life

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Well uh, umm, Melatonin

yk one of the problems with staying up so late is that my brain starts irrationally focusing on all the bad shit in my life

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Idk, adjust the rule based off your sleeping habbits

yk one of the problems with staying up so late is that my brain starts irrationally focusing on all the bad shit in my life

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yk one of the problems with staying up so late is that my brain starts irrationally focusing on all the bad shit in my life

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i’m starting a collection

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Me want pizza

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B

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@lemonynesser

@q4os-tde-official

Wishing you two will find a way to meet one day

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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cmm

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Not angry, not disappointed, but a secret third thing: extremely fucking concerned

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we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

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since they're bringing back everyone's favourite mario kart obstacles (moo moo, cataquack) as racers, they should also let you play as the cheeked up trees from luigi's mansion