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[born-mediocre]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[born-mediocre]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[born-mediocre]

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

[born-mediocre]

I screamed at this

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mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

[born-mediocre]

[born-mediocre]

women be downloading pdfs

[born-mediocre]

in 2017 my brother got a straw hat and was like “im being farmer john for halloween” and when i asked who that was he said “just the concept of farming” 

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[born-mediocre]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

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me: why do i have tinnitus

also me trying to maximize serotonin release w every song that slaps:

[born-mediocre]

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

[born-mediocre]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[born-mediocre]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

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me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

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Google review of Oxford University