bornagainnormalfag
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Platinum Tier Eunuch Ancient Taíno Arisen 200 Year Old Schizophrenic Alcoholic
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i genuinely enjoy my job but some days its like. Damn i really gotta go to work huh. fuck my latina live dude. lol
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“The Birthday Cake” by Harry Whittier Frees, 1914
(Source: Library of Congress)
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no i wont be joining art fight i will be doing this cool new thing where you sit in a full bath tub and you plug a toaster in and then you put the toaster in the bath tub with you 🫶
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the best thing about working overnights is that i dont have to go outside when its mad hot out. like its at least 10 degrees cooler than the height of the day when i have to go outside to go to work. saw my son (not my son) (40 year old man who has a speech impediment cuz he had a stroke)
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these bi dudes are such sluts. why are you flirting with me in the dms when you have a girlfriend and ur 40. not even cruising this is like intracommunity volunteer shit. we're doing a food exchange stop talking about genitals.
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instead of telling people i made brick oven wood fire pizza y wings for a nightclub-venue, im just going to start saying i worked at five nights at freddy. maybe people wont treat me like a bum then
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i'd have so much fun with my desktop blog layout if i wasnt missing a piece of the charging cable for the computer my wife gave me. the peak tumblr experience was in 2016 drinking a bottle of robo, smoking a bowl of ditch weed u got from a rando at Union Sq park, and HTML coding the shit out of ur blog. i used to have a music player embedded and everything. it was sooo fun.
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