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//golly gosh. my brain hurts I’m so stressed rn

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There really weren't the words to adequately explain how much Jeremy didn't want to be here, in the middle of nowhere surrounded by criminals, though if there were they'd be written on his face.

He'd never have been caught dead here, unless his life depended on it.

Which... as it so happened...

"Hey there...erm.... pally?" Jeremy called out, forcing as much of a friendly attitude as he could "I was just ugggh wondering if knew anything about-"

The Scout lifted one of his legs of the ground, tugging at bottom of his jeans to reveal a prosthetic.

"Well. These?"

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every day it seemed like there was a new face, the junker paused in his work, the loud sound of him melting metal together pausing as he flicks his visor up, and looks to the new guy that came into the workshop.

shit.

another name to remember, another face to try and not forget. he watched him for a good few seconds before letting out a huffy breath, and turning to back to melting the metal, working on a new snap trap.

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//No writing today, sorry! Have a medic gif instead!

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tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal

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PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.

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Beetlejuice the Musical Sentence Starters – cut lyrics edition!

Below you will find some of my fav lines and lyrics that were either cut during previews or didn’t make it onto the cast recording. Feel free to change words/pronouns as necessary!

“plan? there’s no plan.”

“death is like cirque du soleil”

“they let you have sex with the puppets”

“try to think of me as lube”

“there is no heaven and no hell”

“are you depressed? you should be!”

“death is not the easiest”

“oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless”

“everybody’s dead so everybody smokes here”

“orgies last for several days here”

“people tend to go both ways here”

“i’m the ghost you’re gonna need the most”

“that was an old scandinavian folk song”

“i’m powerless, like a gay republican”

“i’ve got so much love to give”

“i would give you the hottest 25 seconds of your life”

“i was born dead”

“i really wanted to watch them die”

“sometimes puppet shows are sad”

“you’re dead. surprise!”

“welcome to the dead thing”

“eternity feels like forever”

“great choice, you won’t regret it!”

“being dead has its perks”

“every success begins with sucks, and ends with yes. sucks-yes!”

“my father is the greatest of pretenders”

“you’re helpless. here’s help. here’s you. it’s less.”

“hey guys? fuck you guys”

“unicorns are scary”

“i’m very good at sex”

“do you understand what i’m proposing? i’m proposing.”

“why is your hair purple?”

“i should have left like your father”

“i can be the worst - no, the best - no, the worst”

“fake cartwheel!”

“that is the sound of a super evil plan going down”

“i’m going to suck your ghost”

“the pooch has been screwed and the shit’s hit the fan”

“make it snappy, i want cake”

“why does everyone keep LEAVING ME???”

“okay. new plan. i’m just gonna kill everybody!”

“new plan. you’re all going to die!”

“you got what you wanted - an endless abyss of nothing”

“i don’t think anyone could have predicted this”

“it’s Life Or Death!”

“shut up, i’m ready for some people to die!”

“i’m a very sexual being”

“y’all don’t strike me as the orgy-ing kind”

“this is about love, and life, and the people you choose to spend it with”

“i want to ride a tandem bicycle with the person i have a crush on”

“i still want to MURDER!”

“that…. feels…. meaningful”

“why you gotta be so hard on me, mom?”

“i wish you were never born”

“you fooled me with love!”

“i don’t get it, but i’m a part of it!”

“you’re boring. but you’re sexy. own that.”

“you ripe old bastard. never change.”

“we didn’t hang out much.”

“you smell terrible”

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As soon as Overwatch was mentioned it was as though all the air had been let out of him, a wave of disappointment dropping down on his face as he slouched back against the bar, leaning over for another drink.

"Last I checked-" Scout remarked, dismissively, only turning back you face Fareeh with another beer in his hand. "Overwatch? Bunch of criminals"

It wasn't exactly the prettiest when overwatch fell. Some got to return to their old lives, reputation and all; Others were The Scout.

"Crazy, crazy I know" Scout continued with a slight shrug, lackadaisically propped up as he spoke, before setting his drink aside and pushing himself forward.

"So!" He exclaimed, punctuated with a clap "What brings a couple of criminals together, egh?"

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Fareeha raised an eyebrow, her expression flat. She hadn’t heard much about him, actually, and told him as such. Right now, he was just one on a list of former agents who had yet to respond to Winston’s recall. “All I know is that you used to work with Overwatch, and that we need you back,” she continued.

She honestly didn’t want to stroke his ego and give him a bigger head than he apparently already had, but it was true—they needed him. If Winston thought his abilities were important, she believed him, but all she had was a short file on his name and last known location.

“Is there a reason why you haven’t responded to Winston’s message?” she asked. If she knew why, maybe she would have a better time convincing him to rejoin.

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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

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“Y’can’t hit what ain’t there!”

Semi-Selective Canon Scout from TF2!

Rules - Bio - AU

OC - Crossover Friendly - 7 years experience

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THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) SENTENCE STARTERS

change pronouns as you see fit.

‘  oh, come on. it’s saint patty’s day. it’s all in good fun.  ‘ ‘  that’s who the fuck i am.  ‘ ‘  i ain’t gettin’ him no fuckin’ bagel.  ‘ ‘  he’ll have his day. he’ll have his FUCKIN’ DAY.  ‘ ‘  any tips on where this guy might be?  ‘ ‘  i gotta get you like a proverb book or somethin’.  ‘ ‘  why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!  ‘ ‘  it’s saint patty’s day.  everybody’s irish tonight.  ‘ ‘  it was just a bar fight!  ‘ ‘  maybe someone saw and talked.  ‘ ‘  no one talks to cops. period.  ‘ ‘  i could snap my fingers and have you dead in four hours!  ‘ ‘  name one thing we’re gonna need it for.  ‘ ‘  all right, get your stupid fuckin’ rope.  ‘ ‘  some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead. or silver.  ‘ ‘  fan - fuckin’ - tastic.  ‘ ‘  join me in a drink.  ‘ ‘  now, get ahold of yourself, asshole.  ‘ ‘  what … the fuckin’ fuck! who the fuck, fucked this fuckin’? how did you fuckin’ - fuck!  ‘ ‘  certainly illustrates the diversity of that word.  ‘ ‘  kill ‘em all. admit it, even you’ve thought about it.  ‘ ‘  we’re like seven-eleven. we ain’t always doin’ business, but we’re always open.  ‘ ‘  you sound real remorseful.  ‘ ‘  use your head for once. is it so unbelievable that they don’t care about you?  ‘ ‘  you get in there and start getting a bad vibe, you walk the fuck out, you hear me?  ‘ ‘  i can’t buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys/girls you’ve fucked!  ‘ ‘  this place is like a scumbag yard sale.  ‘ ‘  don’t start with your shit.  ‘ ‘  listen kid, i think you better understand what you’re dealing with here.  ‘ ‘  i think that makes him/her a li-fuckin’-bility.  ‘ ‘  let him go or i will deliver you, right now.  ‘ ‘  with every breath, we shall hunt them down.  ‘ ‘  these are not polite suggestions.  ‘ ‘  they are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.  ‘ ‘  there are varying degrees of evil. we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption.  ‘ ‘  there will come the day when you look behind you and see me/us/we three.  ‘

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send in a  ✦  for my muses’s reaction to seeing your muse’s scars

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send  ‘ you’re a coward. ’ for my muse’s reaction

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“I love making, I love doing. I love being to the full, I love everything which is not sitting and watching and copying and dead at heart.”

— John Fowles, The Collector (via books-n-quotes)

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“Y’can’t hit what ain’t there!”

Semi-Selective Canon Scout from TF2!

Rules - Bio - AU

OC - Crossover Friendly - 7 years experience

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A transparent Solly doodle cuz I’m bored

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WHEN I FOLLOW YOU, I WANT TO INTERACT. I don’t follow for follow, I follow you because I’m interested in your character and want to write with you. sometimes, even when you follow me, I’m too shy to approach, or I’m just not really sure HOW. please; if I’m following you, shoot me a message. go ahead and RANDOMLY JUMP IN MY INBOX. Something – just know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you!!