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a very gentle PSA that a writer is not a short-order cook, please do not try to order off the menu

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my mom’s getting too into the meme game

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maybe you wont break

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beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

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Art by François Bourdin

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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So I've just been thinking about clark kent wearing glasses, because i think the prevailing canon is that he wears glasses with no correction, but as someone who wears glasses i don't think that would last long as a pretense bc you always end up switching glasses with your friends/having them stolen by your normal visioned friends so that you can flex about how shitty your eyes are. Also there's a visible difference between lenses with correction and without. So people would know!

Here are some options ive thought of for what actually goes on:

Clark wears clear lenses, and everyone who knows him well knows this. (Lois makes fun of him for being a hipster. He says he thinks the glasses make him look more Professional. She counters that if he wants that, he should start wearing clothes that fit.)

Clark wears glasses with unnecessary correction, and the blurring helps sell the clumsy act. Since he's generally invulnerable, he doesn't tear up or get headaches.

Clark wears glasses with unnecessary correction, but his eyes can adjust to see normally through them. (His x-ray/infrared vision seems to be under semi-voluntary control where he can choose different wavelengths and focus at different distances, so being able to change the internal workings of his eyes actually makes some sense.)

Clark has superhumanly exccellent distance vision so he's mostly fine as Superman, but he needs reading glasses. 'Clark Kent' is exactly the sort of person who forgets to take their reading glasses off, so that works out, but the first time Superman has to hold a JL mission briefing farther from his face like a dad so he can read it is an Event.

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First Post!

I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.

So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.

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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

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Some comics I drew about Kiryu driving Oda insane until he crawled out of hell to scream at him

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pov it's thursday

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houseplant type friend

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Uni.

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