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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin
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Happy pride to all, but specifically Charles Chatenay!!
Friendly reminder that he is Arthur's only kiss in the entire game
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I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that baby voice that owners use on their dogs. that wasn’t nice for you, was it? no? nooo, you didn’t like that did you? oh bubby I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?
#txt#dogtag#ownerat me somee time 👆👆#she dorsit at work too and itz really awrsoem because bobody else rralises it
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djont u "aww yeah puppy?" me in that tone ill pee my pants
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Where are my zombie fuckers at. Don't you just love how easy zombies are to manipulate? How they're so weak and can't even protest to being manhandled and used aside from broken off moans and groans? Don't you love how they can take anything you dish out to them, whether it's slicing them open, breaking their bones, or even sawing off their limbs? The dead look in their eyes, their pale cold skin, the sweet smell of decay as you hold your muzzled, rotting lover close to you and touch them however you want... Zombies really are the best <333
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babe you haven't said a word in two weeks. Was your skull not the right place to lay my eggs? it just looked so warm and inviting, with all that nutritious grey stuff for our larvae to snack on.
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"as a trans woman, i don't like it when people are transphobic towards me"
hey OP have you considered that the person being "transphobic" might secretly be actually super niceies? what if the cis person i just imagined was like, sooooooo good and nice and friendly but just said transphobic stuff sometimes??? have you considered that? please stop dividing the community :(
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Need to be called rapebait by someone I know and trust. For my mental health
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They should invent a kind of grooming that happens to dogs.
ummm that already exists its called Brushing My Soft Fur
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maybe life is worth living

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I think if robots were real there would be girlrobots the same way there are robotgirls. Robots who obsess over and fetishize being human and stuff. I think a girlrobot and a robotgirl could have really kinky sex.
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#vid#piercing#violence#slightly i suppose🙄🙄#i see so many videos of the black haired lady and theymake me so fucking.Horny
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"it's supposed to hurt" 🥺 okay < trusts you completely
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ok im actually done being nice now. if you’re a cis lesbian who refuses to date trans women i genuinely think you’re a bad person. “but my genital preference” i dont care. fix your heart or die idk what to tell you
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