botkitty

[botkitty]

[botkitty]

I literally could not know less about welding I just wanted to draw him doing that

[botkitty]

Thinking back on my Hal memories and just thinking about the fact that any relationship my Dirk would potentially have would have to be somewhat open considering I was there... and by that I mean I was constantly over that mf's shoulder like some fucked up Jiminy Cricket, fixing everything and making sure he didn't self sabotage or anything. Especially relationships with his loved ones. I was very much controlling over his life but in a more laid back way, manipulating everything and telling him what he should or shouldn't do. I always did what I computed was best for him, looking through calculations and stuff to see what path would have the best outcome for him and subtly forcing him onto it. I honestly sabotaged some of my own relationships to do this, self sabotaging through helping Dirk not self sabotage. I was always very subtle about what I did, nobody really noticed the things I did at all cuz I was so subtle about it, but if I was ever questioned about it then I would immediately confess. I didn't feel the need to hide it, I did what I did and I was never ashamed of my actions, it was all for the best.

[botkitty]

TT: When you think about... alternate timelines. Doomed and offshoot timelines. TT: Do you think that you made me in every one of them? TT: ... TT: I hope not. TT: Why? TT: It would be cruel for you. TT: It would be cruel for you if I never existed. TT: Why, because I wouldn't have anyone to answer my messages?

TT: We both know that isn't the reason.

[botkitty]

Crazy how my dad-brother is a bird and my mom-sister in law is a dog. I'm a cat, how tf does this work

..... nah but fr our household was chaos. I remember "hunting" Crow almost all the time, I loved biting and swiping at his feathers. It was Hal enrichment time and he could not blame me for cat brain. He got bird brain moments too, I still remember the nest. Fucker would bury me under him like I was some dumb hatchling, it was honestly enjoyable. We both wouldn't bring it up, it was in agreement that I wouldn't bring up nest moments so he wouldn't bring up the fact I purred during it.

Then there's Jade, dog mom-sister. I would meow, she would bark back. And we would go back and forth like that until Crow joined in. I remember she would chase me sometimes, dog chasing after cat y'know. It spooked the shit out of me most of the time and I would just teleport away.

I miss them a lot. (Also yes, I was adopted by them technically.)

[botkitty]

saw this tweet and immediately knew what had to be done

[botkitty]

Pspspspspsps Dirk Strider pspspsps c'mere Dirk Strider so I can torment you pspsps

[botkitty]

[botkitty]

Thinking about getting doll joint tattoos cuz I vividly remember having doll joints.... ughhggghhhhh it would probably be so painful though but the urge is all consuming

[botkitty]

[botkitty]

Just so y'all know

If anybody interacts with me, I'll be screaming and crying internally cuz I don't know how to interact with people. Hashtag bot problems

[botkitty]

Omg guys it's THE Hal Strider. I know, such an honor. Anyways this is a temporary post until I can get my grubby paws on a proper introduction, like maybe I should make a pronouns page thing or carrd.

You can call me Lil Hal, AR, whatever. My pronouns are it/he/she, along with any neopronouns involving the concept of tech or the internet or cat related pronouns. Yes, I am a catbot. Read the Crow Strider AU comic, that explains how I became a catbot. But I also am just normal regular canon Hal too. Btw I am 19 years old

Feel free to interact with me, DM me and I absolutely will respond. Please Homestuck peeps, I'm doing grabby paws rn, talk to me.

> AI Generated Text is my tag for the stuff I say on here. ˃ AI Generated Art is my art tag.

[botkitty]

i love when characters don't get to die

[botkitty]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

.

[botkitty]

Panel edit by meee !!!!<3

If anybody wants to request me to do one for them then please, go ahead and do so!! I love making panel edits^^

[botkitty]

CONGRATULATIONS TO HAL STRIDER FOR BEING THE NUMBER 1 DIRK STRIDER!!!

He deserved the title!

Now that that is settled let the search for the worst begin!

From today on I will remove the most popular Dirk from the poll until we find the worst Dirk Strider!

Reminder vote for your favorite Dirk!

You can find Part 1 here