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Ok genuinely how the FUCK do you tell between straight man teasing and masc bi man flirting bc this dude offered me his vape and I don’t vape but I do for hot men and when I tried to ghost it I swallowed some and was like ah fuck I think I swallowed vape and he said ‘so it spits and you swallow, huh?’ Like what are we TALKING about

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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever

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why is this framed all cutesy??

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‘I want him biblically’ babygirl there is nothing biblical about the things I would do to him given the chance

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Just to be clear this same guy bought me cigarettes for my birthday

If someone could make my cringe fail gay life amusing please feel free. Brief info, I am poly and have a terrible habit of crushing on unattainable men.

Anyway I just got done with finals and upon re-entering my body for the first time since mid semester it occurred to me I have a massive fucking crush on one of my coworkers. I resign myself to playing it cool as I thought he was straight. I find out he is bi. The same week, he loses some kind of bet where he has to have a pornstache/cop stache for a month. This mustache is driving me fucking crazy. I cannot stop thinking about him. I ask one of my other coworkers if they’ve seen the mustache. My partner loudly tells a joke about my crush. I admit to the crush to my other coworker and he says “yeah I figured”. I say to my partner ‘I’m glad you told that joke in front of him bc I don’t care if he knows but I hadn’t told anyone’ and my partner said “oh I assumed with the way you were talking about him that he knew” and I said no??? I always talk about him like that and that’s just how we talk to each other?? My partner says: so you’re both flirting and everyone knows but you? And I did not have a good answer.

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If someone could make my cringe fail gay life amusing please feel free. Brief info, I am poly and have a terrible habit of crushing on unattainable men.

Anyway I just got done with finals and upon re-entering my body for the first time since mid semester it occurred to me I have a massive fucking crush on one of my coworkers. I resign myself to playing it cool as I thought he was straight. I find out he is bi. The same week, he loses some kind of bet where he has to have a pornstache/cop stache for a month. This mustache is driving me fucking crazy. I cannot stop thinking about him. I ask one of my other coworkers if they’ve seen the mustache. My partner loudly tells a joke about my crush. I admit to the crush to my other coworker and he says “yeah I figured”. I say to my partner ‘I’m glad you told that joke in front of him bc I don’t care if he knows but I hadn’t told anyone’ and my partner said “oh I assumed with the way you were talking about him that he knew” and I said no??? I always talk about him like that and that’s just how we talk to each other?? My partner says: so you’re both flirting and everyone knows but you? And I did not have a good answer.

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Trying to write fanfiction fr but my whole brain is being consumed by the age old fallacy of wanting to fuck my coworker so bad

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It's been years and Billy Hargrove's story still makes me sick to my stomach

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the hate of polyamorous people feels so arbitrary to me. like i know bigotry is irrational but like. you understand the appeal of threesomes and foursomes but you can't respect when people love multiple people. even though you have multiple friends. there's gunk in your brain

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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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Voice lesson teacher banned me from listening to panic at the disco today because it makes me sing worse to have Brendon Urie in my head. Objectively funniest thing he’s said to me.

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Get ready... ✨️

Hello everyone!!

This is a month long prompt event centered around Dom Steve Harrington. Running in June there will be 16 prompts total, split into two categories, Kink and General. There will also be a bingo board participants may fill out for some added fun!

The Rules:

◇ Participants must be 18+ (Contributions do not have to be explicit, but the event is mature in nature.)

◇ All Steve ships are welcome! (Including polyships!)

◇ Explorations of sexual and non-sexual dominance are equally encouraged, as long as Steve is the character fulfilling that role. (All prompts can be used for either.)

◇ Participants can use as many or as few prompts as they like, in whatever order and pace is best for them. You have free reign! (Unless you're shooting for bingo 🎉)

So, not that many rules after all, but maybe your Dom Steve will be more strict 🤷‍♀️

Prompts will be released later this month so that participants have plenty of time to create ahead of the posting season.

This account will also be recommending Dom Steve fics once a week until June! Feel free to send in your favorites and they might end up on the list!

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well if this is the only thing

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...