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hello friends please talk to me

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I haven’t worked on the thing I’ve been writing for at least a week I have no idea where this story is going if someone could please kick my ass and force me to write that would be greatly appreciated thanks~

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tihs is still thefunniest thing I’ve wvwr seen I canftfuvkin breethiforgktihadthis

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I wanna write more and I have a couple things saved in my drafts to continue if any of y’all have ideas I’m open to all of them

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Skhdksjdbd what do y’all wanna see on here give me ideas please

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I swear I’m gonna be more active I just don’t know how djndsksks

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Day 8 without Michael Langdon

I’m just kinda tired and bored I really miss that asshole

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Some soft movie nights&cuddling w/Michael headcanons

because I feel empty not seeing our boy also it’s 12am and I’m bored so enjoy my trash

this is all pre-satanist church finding him

you live across the street from the murder house

you and Michael quickly became friends,especially because he needed you most after Constance kicked him out

after a couple months you decide it’s time the two of you change your usual talk-play video games-talk-go home-repeat routine

you plan a movie night at your house

you buy all your guys favorite snacks and wear your comfiest PJs

You set the couch up with the fluffiest pillows and blankets you could find

you finish setting up just as Michael knocks on the door

the two of you look through the shelf of movies you have and decide on The Lion King

y’all fix yourselves on the couch just a few inches apart

as the movie goes on you get tired and scoot closer to him,resting your head on his shoulder

Michael has really bad body heat but it is perfect for nights like this he is just so warm (he really is a human heater and even though SoCal doesn’t get very cold anything under 70° is basically freezing)

he links his hand with yours warming you up more and you fall asleep not long after

when you wake up you find yourself trapped in Michael’s arms

his curls splayed out against the couch pillows,sleeping peacefully

you don’t move or try to wake him

you just lay there savoring his warmth,waiting for him to wake up

he’s been awake for awhile but you don’t know that ;)

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hhhhhhnnnnnnn

now that Apocalypse is over idk what to do with this blog, I’m not a great writer,I can’t draw, and I have the iq and confidence of a garbanzo bean so ask me stuff pls I’m so bored

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Michael cracking his neck as he walks his injuries off

What a show off

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This whore really just took these for the hell of it

I l o v e i t

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f u c k y e a h I w i l l

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Mallory rollin up to kill the Antichrist 2.0

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On an unrelated note, can Michael stop biting into hearts like they’re fucking apples

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I love Constance , I love her character and I kind of understand why she didn’t drag Michael to the house. But at the same time it just seemed really out of character. She loved all her children regardless of how they looked or how they acted and even said herself she was put on this world to raise monsters and to be a mother so why doesn’t the same apply to Michael. Yelling at him isn’t something she would’ve have done nor would she have kicked him out.

tate: *rapes a woman, commits a school shooting, and kills multiple other people.*

constance: “ooohhhhh!! he’s just a troubled soul!! you’ll learn to love him!! i forgive you, tatey baby!! so much so!!!! that i want to die in this house so I can be with you forever!!!!

michael: *kills two people and a few animals*

constance: “hOW DARE YOU???!!!!! NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!! YOU WON’T!!!! oH!!!! I INADVERTENTLY CAUSED YOUR DEATH AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOUSE SO Y!!!!OU CAN LIVE FOREVER AS A GHOST???!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOP!!!!!!!!!!E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTOOOOOO BBAAAADDDD!!!!!!!! ROT IN HELL WHILE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BBBBLLLLLLOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Me: oh Mallory is gonna go back in time and try to convince him to be good before he turns into the anti-

Mallory: