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ikr! on pride month of all months and he has the audacity to do this 💀💀

I miss my wife, Ink.

I miss her a lot.

I’ll be back.

I swear to cod @bowzo-bread if this is you about Saltspray Rig again...

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NOT THE ANON BUT I DO MISS SALTSPRAY RIG A LOT ‼️‼️

I miss my wife, Ink.

I miss her a lot.

I’ll be back.

I swear to cod @bowzo-bread if this is you about Saltspray Rig again...

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what would you do if you were a human?

idk, probably break one of my bones bc i was used to being able to tank big falls

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teenagers are inkredibly confusing

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Giving you $400 and a bee plushie ‼️

(o(U(()>

[// ooc: ignore the fact that I do NOT know how to make a bee using only keyboard symbols]

a baaybeeee auwaaughh omc...

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no!? you're supposed to boil the water and let it steep with the tea bag in a cup. i hate hot drinks so i usually add ice when the tea has saturated the water enough... sometimes i add honey or milk as well into the mix

pinterest did the thing again

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putting the tea bag in your mouth and chugging hot water isn't ""refined""

pinterest did the thing again

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:0

ah, yeah. melcapit is my family name... not really sure what it means, but we're beekeepers. i have a larger bee as a pet. they can be (heh) very friendly

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^^

....?

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oh this is where you got the idea. don't ever put beans on me again

are u british? if so how many teas do u drink and do like bean toast

What's a British? I like Chamomile, but mostly drink coffee instead of tea for mornings.

Beans on toast sounds... messy. Maybe could good with some rye bread.

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worst thing about my whole fur situation is i had to figure out how to de-clog the shower drain

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love is in the air? wrong, glowflies

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aromantic spectrum awareness week is also soon and we legally get to kill any allos that annoy us

yknow valentines day is coming upppppp

ya doin anything speciaallllllll?😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

....No? Why-

....Wait, ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING-

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@chillremixer

Hello fellow mutated octoling who somehow found their way into this "star crew"???

what the flyfish is their name again-

uhhh, hello? and i'm not exactly apart of the "starcrew" as people call the host of the inkspedition and his brothers that iirc.. but eh i ain't an expert on that whole term thing, splattube stuff. i just know the host of the inkspedition from a few college courses (and getting subjected to matchmaking putting us together while playing anarchy battles.)

though i have seen that billy kid around since i work as a janitor where he goes to school, he's a sweet kid

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honestly, theres not a lot here, aside from my dino pile. its just one big platform.

i mean, there's one more thing, i guess.

...

what happened to you D:

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maybe we should. i wouldnt wanna lose a friend to all of ... this! id end up forgetting their face :(

say, maybe ill give you a tour of this place.

what is that... and uh, i guess? sure. i still don't even understand where you are. it feels like you've been missing for such a long time

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uh, physical fights when we disagreed? duh? he thought he could catch me lacking

Hey, it's Christina, that Mahi Mahi Resort manager. I saw what you said about my map. Do you wanna fucking throw hands?

Sure! If it's on "your" map then it'd take less than a minute!