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Watching Game of Thrones and I just realized how funny it would be to see Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices regarding women.

Here we have Tywin whose main concern in life is the reputation and prestige of his family and he has this son who is very handsome and a literal knight in shining armor and from one of the most prestigious families in Westeros which means he probably could have been with ANY woman he wanted. He obviously couldn't marry one but he could have enjoyed the company of many, many women.

And who does he choose out of all the women he could have been intimate with??? His twin sister (?!) and 6'3'', short-haired, gender nonconforming Brienne of Tarth who isn't even seen as a 'real woman' and is known for being considered ugly and a freak by Westerosi standards.

I OBVIOUSLY don't think that there is anything wrong with being attracted to Brienne (unlike being romantically involved with your sister) because imo she is a literal goddess and beautiful inside and out BUT I think it's pretty safe to say that Tywin would NOT think that way and that, like most other men in Westeros, he would see her as a freak and not a real woman and DEFINITELY not attractive.

So, imagine Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices. Jaime could have been with any woman he wanted and he chooses

1. his sister and

2. *The-Hound-voice* Brienne of fucking Tarth.

Jaime: I only slept with two women in my life. Cersei and Brienne of Tarth.

Tywin:

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me watching any scene with jaime lannister in it: oh my god, i hope nothing ever happens to him. he's so weak, he couldn't handle it.

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okay BUT brienne and jaime are the epitome of "she's everything. he's just ken."

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Jaime: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Brienne?

Brienne: No.

Podrick: I do!

Jaime: I know, Podrick.

Podrick: I'm sad...

Jaime: I know, Podrick.

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Game of Thrones characters + automatically assigned (!!) Barbie Selfie Generator taglines:

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asoiaf/got women + songs from lana del rey's new album (based on certain lines in the songs as well as general vibe):

brienne - grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing (hopeful, pure, innocent, "i have good intentions even if i'm one of the last ones", "please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing for all the things he's wishing" -> brienne's deep desire to be able to be the daughter his father wished for and to fulfill his expectations and make him happy)

margaery - the grants (heavenly, angelic, positive: "it's a beautiful life", the topic of religion, the topic of family, "my grandmother's last smile")

cersei - a & w (slutshaming, the bitterness, "i haven't seen my mother in a long, long time", "look at the length of my hair, my face, the shape of my body, do you really think i give a damn what i do after years of just hearing them talking?" -> her beauty making her feel superior and the rumors about her and jaime and her not caring about anything anymore, "i'm a princess, i'm divisive", "do you really think that anybody would think i didn't ask for it? i didn't ask for it. i'm testifying, already fucked up my story")

sansa - candy necklace (melancholic, somber, tired, it's sansa when she's in king's landing, somehow helpless, desperate, naive, trusts people too easily: "you've been bringing me down, i can see it now")

daenerys - paris, texas (serious, mystical, captivating, powerful, the whole topic of going on your own journey and becoming independent: "i had to leave, knew they wouldn't understand", being the last targaryen and feeling like you're the chosen one: "and you're the only one left", finding your way home: "when you're home, you're home")

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me whenever i remember that we could have had michelle fairley as lady stoneheart:

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not me falling slowly in love with davos seaworth

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i don't like bronn of the blackwater, i know he's supposed to be likeable, but there's something about him that makes me go ugh

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original footage of me when olenna tyrell tells brienne she's marvellous:

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thinking about catelyn stark

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jaime lannister in the first season vs. the last seasons of game of thrones:

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olenna tyrell confessing her crimes to jaime is such a great scene

and one of the great things about it is the PARALLELS between olenna and jaime

they both killed a king because they knew that it had to be done and they were backed into a corner: jaime knew that he had to kill either his father or the king, olenna knew that she either had to watch her granddaughter being married to a literal monster or kill the king

and they both wanted to save others from a violent, unpredictable, monstrous ruler

jaime thinks he hates olenna for what she did but he of all people should understand that she HAD to do it and that she had no other choice