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rip to ozzy osbourne, a true legend💔

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laptop giving out on me so adjustjng to writing solely on my phone because deadass if im not writing on my laptop i write in my journal, so im literally transcribing my shit if yall ever wonder why it takes forever for me to upload 🦢have sum lil things planned though ♡

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just saw an edit of dale cooper and aaron hotchner together and genuine tears formed in my eyes

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its like you've dug into my brain abt jason fr omg😫

𝐴𝑟𝑔𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 ─ +𝟷𝟾 𝑀𝐷𝑁𝐼, 𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙 [𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔], 𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠: 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑 | I might have several drabbles coming up soon. I've been havin lil sparks of ideas here and there and I don't want them to get lost in the back of my file cabinet (my mind) somewhere, so...yeah. like, comment, reblog. Ignore errors, ty!

I feel like arguments with Jason are never overwhelming. I feel like he's slow to anger with you, but everybody else? He might get irritated or easily pissed.

His patience is worn thin with others, but he likes to know where the fuck he went wrong. Matter of fact─ Conversations are always built on trust and honesty.

No secrets, no lies.

If you got something you wanna get off your chest, then say it.

Don't hide it from him, don't beat around the bush, don't make him question and guess every little thing.

He doesn't have the time nor energy for that silly shit. Y'all too grown for that.

It honestly makes him anxious.

It's a two way street of understanding.

He doesn't like to argue with you, doesn't like to raise his voice. The bickering, the back and forth─ he hates it with a passion. He doesn't like to snap at you when he's under pressure.

If he needs a minute, he needs a minute.

You're wise enough to not push him there. If there's ever a time when he's extremely pissed, say some slick shit out the side of his neck, best believe you're coming back ten times harder, because you know damn well he ain't talking to you like that.

He betta recognize─ You are not the one.

You're mouthy when you're pissed. That attitude of yours? is lethal, it gets you in trouble sometimes.

But also, you're a softie, you're a sweetheart. You can defend yourself no doubt but you hate it, you don't like getting into fights or arguments with him, you're bound to cry out of frustration because in the end?

You're fed up, you're done trying to explain yourself so ultimately you just give up─ you shut down entirely. And he hates that.

He hates when you ignore him. He doesn't like the tension, the silent treatment you give him.

God, it kills him.

All he wants is to hear your voice, and he'll go to any length to make it happen.

"Still mad at me, baby?" He looks up, his expression earnest, a touch of regret softening his gaze as he waits for your answer.

You'd gasp, "N-No." Your back arching as a wave of pleasure washes over you. His head nestled between the canvas of your thighs, his tongue traces the delicate lines of your arousal, savoring every taste.

He'd groan to the rich, sweet scent of your sex, mingling with your cocoa butter the air grows thick becoming intoxicating with every inhale.

A slow smirk would spread across his face.

"You just needed me, huh?"

You nod, your eyelids fluttering shut against the intensity. "Y-yes... don't stop."

And with a simple command, he'd make sure his apology was worth forgiving.

"I think.. I'm gonna cum."

His calloused hands would grip your waist, drawing your clammy thighs wide with your knees pressed into your chest. A glorious moan would escape you as his mouth worked its devotion at your sex.

"Come for me, baby. Yes, that's it, let it all go."

A wave of intense pleasure would sweep through you, effortlessly dissolving your anger and replacing it with a profound high that leave your legs shaking.

His lips would lock with yours, and as you'd moan at the taste of yourself on his tongue, you'd pull him even deeper into your embrace.

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋 ©𝐦𝐭𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

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hustler august 1983

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crush!jason x gn!reader | angst

jason being the boy who you're unsure if he likes you means

-set up a boundary as soon as you start talking because he isnt looking to date

- hes constantly flirting but dont you dare bring up dating, he'll shut it down quick

-hes not touchy, but his eyes seem desperate to do so

-he'll compliment you, just after he was being mean, borderline bullying at that point but you excuse it for banter

-you talk to him about dating, and how you both want a partner, but dont dare suggest you date each other

-you cant feel jealous for a friend, right?

-some days he'll be avoidant, lagging for days

-the other days hes attentive and willing to listen your nonsense, giving in to your antics

-he'll stay just a friend though, always the boy you wished you wouldve told you liked him, but wont because theres absolutely no way he likes you back, right?

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i need him to match the freak of michael jackson's freak in his 'in the closet' mv

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hi yall, i just wanna apologize for my absence, its been a very difficult time for me personally but im back! going through my drafts i have saved for yall <3

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dating dale cooper moodboard 🍒

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My fanfic has two kudos. Two people liked my writing. I'm so fucking happy I feel like I'm at an awards show and people are throwing roses on the stage. /gen

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anon list open for grabs, drop in my inbox which one you'd like to be.

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pls keep writing for dale cooper there’s like nothing for him and I need him so bad

oh ofc hun, couldnt imagine not writing about him. might have a valentine special in the works 🫣

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me but its my own stories 😓been working on the latest ch who knows how long

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

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mutuals to not pull out of

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minors dni.

need to get this thought out bc its become all consuming:

dale cooper is a man who smacks ass.

hear me out, you think this fbi detective doesnt like to rought it up? he can literally manhandle you with ease and could care less if your ass is sore and red, especially when your crying out with each thwap of his hand coming down, hard. He isnt nice about it either.

Hes feigning sympathy, apologizing for hurting such a pretty thing like you. But he cant help it, not when your his weakness. This worsens when his cock is actually inside you, driving his thick cock through your walls till he knows its the only thing you'll come to recognize off shape alone.

and how could he miss your walls squeezing his cock so tight with each smack? thats especially when he would get mean, making fun of the fact that you're enjoying this. grunting out, "oh honey, you're squeezing me like ill leave you." His hand making way to your nape, eventually his fingers grasping hair and pulling your head back, forcing you into a deeper arch as his chest is against your back.

you can feel his lips against your ear, his husky voice the only thing you can hear despite the bed creaking with each slam of his hips, only for him to whisper, "don't worry, could never leave such a sweet thing like yourself. not when your taking me so well."

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dale cooper is the type to point his finger at you when hes trying to make you take him serious, change my mind. This eepecially applies if you've been bratty and hes gotta make sure his sweet little thing stays safe and listens to him while you sit there and pout and nod along.

bonus points if hes kneeling by your legs as he does it bc it shows he doesnt need to use his size to overpower you :')