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Date Everything Headcanons: The Hanks‼️

For my first post, a request‼️ Some freaked headcanons for our (yes, OUR) favorite adrenaline chasing idiots. Coming up with stuff for five different people took a lot longer than I thought it would, so I might update it at some point to flesh each one out more. Anyway, enjoy the show, I’ve got a Mateo one I’ll probably be posting soon depending on how this does

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General

If it’s one on one, sometimes the others will cheer on from the sidelines

They have five chairs specifically for this, color and number coordinated

Tag each other in with high fives

Each has their own designated place they leave a hickey on you

Has a team huddle on what the plan is beforehand that ends with “We’re the Hanks!” every time without fail

One in the back, one in the front, one in the mouth, one in each hand, I’m not elaborating

Hank 1

Can bottom, but is way more in his element as a top

Above average in both length and thickness

He knows what he wants and will get really riled up if you purposefully deny him

Enjoys punishing you for doing so

Naturally fast and rough, only slows down when you want him to

Will not let himself finish until you do, no exception (Rarely has to focus on it though, since he has the longest stamina out of the Hanks)

Tries to surprise you by doing something new to you almost every time

Uses “Good Girl/Boy” frequently

Voice gets low and almost growling once he starts getting into it

Minor bondage kink, (Tying you up, blindfolding you, etc.)

Hank 2

Always reminds the other Hanks to use protection (except for when they’re trying to make Hank 6)

Switch, completely 50/50

All that time writing has made him very skilled with his hands

Finds exact places on your body that you didn’t even know could make you feel that good

Same applies when he’s inside, knows exactly where to hit to make you scream

Comes up with the scenarios anytime roleplay is involved

Down to try anything as long as you like it

Gives the other Hanks tips on what you like

Praises you reverently, saying how gorgeous you are or how pretty you sound, describing you with words you don’t even fully understand

Hank 3

Very confident during foreplay, the most flustered when actually getting into it

The thickest out of the five

Has a happy trail

Has “accidentally” been walked in on while pleasuring himself multiple times (never an accident, orchestrates it everytime)

Gets very distracted and excited if you send him “pictures” while he’s out/at work

Results in him immediately on you when he gets home, won’t even take the time to change out of his work clothes

Usually tries to top, ends up bottom more than he’d like to admit

Gets really excited whenever he does get to top and makes sure you’re ravaged by time he’s done

Always changing up how hard or fast he’s going, likes keeping you guessing

Prone to gripping/grabbing (chest and ass especially, but anywhere he can really)

Loves having it sucked, sometimes even more than the deed itself

Whimpers

Favorite position is cowgirl, seeing you look down at him while bouncing on it does things to him

Takes a selfie with you when you’re done, always sends it to the other Hanks if they aren’t already there

Hank 4

Mostly top, not because he’s dominant, but because he can’t sit still for long enough to be a bottom

Rarely ever takes it seriously, laughing and joking around in the middle of it

Only exception is when he’s been deprived for too long, he gets faster, sloppy, more desperate, focusing on getting that release he craves

Absolutely weak to being edged at all, will fold and beg fast

Spoiler warning for the next few, this man is a golden retriever in more ways than just being dumb and lovable

Sweats a lot, will start panting like a dog

Melts at head scratches, in general but especially during the deed

Tried a leash on him one time out of curiosity, he liked it way more than he ever expected

Will bite if he’s really losing it

Hank 5

Obvious but it must be stated: Breeding kink

Longest one

Switch, leaning towards bottom

Takes off your clothes for you, very visibly admires your body and gets more turned on while he does it

Gets excited down there really easily, a few kisses and it’s already looking at you

Loves to eat iykwim

Whether it’s kissing or eating, he’s immaculate with his tongue

Eye contact whenever he can, loves seeing whatever look you have in your eyes

Talks you through it on top, wants to be talked through it on bottom

The most vocal, moans your name loud without a hint of shame

Flustered very easily if you call him cute or anything along those lines

Heavy emphasis on aftercare, even if he’s exhausted