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Last week the Honey Badger advised you that, if you can't outrun a lion, you'd better start running. The point still stands, but it looks like hippos may be what you actually have to look out for....

RUNNN!!!!

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Honey Badger pose

Yoga can be intimidating. All those twist and turns and all the strength involved. 

It can be easy to give up, or to not even try. Yoga tends to LOOK so crazy! But its good for you. You know why the Honey Badger doesn't give a shit? Because its good for her! She doesn't have to worry about the second guessing, the whining, the regret or worry of regretting. She just doesn't care! And the same goes for yoga. because even when you're thinking "What goes WHERE?!?!"

(Beautifully illustrated by this very confused looking child)

you're working towards improving yourself. Think of the one post you can never do, the one that seems too difficult to even be possible. THAT is the Honey Badger pose! And if you conquer the Honey Badger-asana, you will BE THE HONEY BADGER. So go on, you've practiced computer-sitting-asana long enough now. Get up and do some yoga!

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Because feminism is the movement for equality for women. If you hate feminism you presumably want women to be treated unfairly, for men to always have the advantage, for men to be paid more for the same work, to be always chosen for the promotion. If you hate feminism you presumably think men should have the right to control women, to see women's bodies as objects for their pleasure, to discredit, harass, objectify, and abuse women. If you don't like these things but would instead prefer equality for the sexes, then you want what every feminist wants. But if you still hate feminists there really isn't much conclusion to be drawn other than that you unabashedly hate women. 

Why do so many feminists carry this relentlessly stupid idea that if you hate feminism, you must hate women?

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”As you can probably deduce, I am apathetic towards this notion of “fear”. Not exactly sure what it is, or why it exists, but it sounds like some human disorder, a contagious disease. A figment of the imagination, but imagination itself is still important. Imagine yourself as influential in both thought and action. Badgers do not believe in the impossible. What “they” call impossible is what we call possibilities without solutions.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself Honey Badger. Fear is a disease, one which can be cured by getting off your ass and not giving a fuck. What are you afraid of? Some might say ''act like a man!'' or ''grow a pair!'' but that is silly. Act like a Honey Badger! No one can scare her.

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Even on twitter the honey badger is not to be messed with.

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Honey Badger don't care. You wanna pick a fight porcupine? You think you're gonna a take my food porky? Well too bad. Honey badger gets what she wants ant today what she wants is to forget you exist. Too bad for you and your hooked barbs of death. Maybe some other time.

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Run fast little human! May you have the speed of soaring eagles and the dgas attitude of the honey badger. (Because being like a honey badger is awesome, but when it comes to speed and grace, sometimes a leaping gazelle or bird in flight may provide better inspiration. Honey badger dont give a shit, but no one ever called him an olympic runner or twirling ballerina. You win some, you lose some. Not like the honey badger cares.)

If you can’t outrun a lion right now you’d better start training. Go!

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A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

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Sometimes Honey Badger gets Hungry. REALLY HUNGRY. He cant control himself. Scorpions, snakes, entire colonies of bees, your sister... hopefully he doesn't eat your sister. That's why no where can be safe when Honey Badger is hungry. Yo'd better hope he just eats a snake!

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This is the inhabitation range of the awesome Honey Badger. Notice how he lives in Africa AND India? That means the honey badger doesn't only fight off lions, but tigers too! What a badass. Honey badger doesn't take any shit, he gets what he wants. How about you get up and get what you want too. Don't take no for an answer, and go all the way to Africa if you have to! Just don't give it up. You can do it.

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Honey Badger is BACK!!!!

Honey Badger IS BACK!!

After an extended break and long summer nap, Honey Badger has returned for more motivation and cobra-fighting-ass-kicking-fearless-goal-getting posts!  If you want to know what the 'tyrant of the beasts', not to be confused with the larger but more cowardly 'king of the beasts', looks like sleeping, just look below: 

Cute isn't he? Now give him 20 pushups!

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Sometimes its good to take a break, relax, stop worrying, maybe even take a nap. Honey Badger knows that after a rowdy cobra kill a good nap can heal all kinds of wounds.

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Ryan Gosling does care.

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Albino Honey Badger...

...is watching you.

Better get back to work!

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The gif says it all.

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Happy Chihuahua doesn't care anymore than a Honey Badger! Though he does prefer Taco Bell to pesky cobras...