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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

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Texas Longhorn. Be a cow, right now, ask me how.

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Be a cow, ask me how, do it now.

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Thank you @herfavoriteaddiction and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

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Is this you? Reblog if this is you. DM if this is you.

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You say you want a cowvolution, a new mooovement…well forget Chairman Mao, here’s Chairman Moo. Meet the new boss, same as the Old Boss…now you won’t get fooled again…no no..no no no…won’t get fooled again…Be a cow, ask me how, do it now.

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Cow bells are ringin’….are you listenin’? For the times, they are a changin’….

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The end of the corrupt new world order…the dawn of the Moo World Order. Just like our forefather Number 6 before us!!!!!! Long live the Six! Long live the Twelve! Long live the Six of Twelve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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Welcome to the herd….the MWO….the Moo World Order…be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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Calling all cows….calling all cows…this is not a drill, this is a Red Alert…I repeat, this is not a drill…Moooooooooooooo…..

Be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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Be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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Be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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It’s me again 💌🐮 looks like the first part of my story was cut off, but you got the gist. I like your response images. My natural udders are large, but I’m sure you could make them even bigger (and milky). I would be such a good cow for you…

Hmmm…this rings false…like a false setup…

Alright my research has revealed you to be genuine. Therefore I will discuss your cow career with you in my DMs. You will immediately DM me there. No more of this bizarre anonymous ask behavior from you will be tolerated. It’s so illogical, so nonsensical, it makes me question your sanity and your cow viability, frankly.

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Later I see you again in the meat section. This time I notice your muscles and no wedding band. I blush a little. To strike up conversation, I ask if you prefer breasts or thighs. You smirk and reply “breasts - large breasts”. I blush again, and reach over to grab a package. As I do, you graze my tits with one hand. I am surprised, and it was so quick, that it could be misconstrued, just an accident…I am not sure. To test it, I look at the expiration date and decide to reach over again for a different package, only this time you brush quickly then squeeze, almost as if you were trying to milk me. Flustered, I look up and catch your gaze. Your gaze tells me this was intentional and you are hungry for more. You hand me your business card and say to give you a call. I’m intrigued - you’re so hot and, well, bold. We set up a date for the weekend to meet at your house… what’s in store for me when I arrive? 💌🐮

This. This is your present and future. Forever.

And this….Be a cow. Ask me how. Do it now.

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These fucking lava lamps. They’re everywhere!!!