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MAYA IS OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, SHE IS BEING MOVED TO DISCORD ONLY - HIT ME UP TO WRITE WITH HER THERE & FIND ME ON @theha1r

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in regards to this post

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in regards to this post

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i’m barely active here (i’m sorry i’ve barely been able to be online in general & when i am steve has all my attention but i think i will try to be sometime this week bc maya is rattling around in my head still). but … APPARENTLY brokenbadass as a url without the c is available & has been this whole time & i had no idea - i just went with the c because i automatically assumed it wasn’t -

so now i gotta debate if i wanna keep the c for the #aesthetic or just change it (but i also don’t know if i wanna redo my promo lmao)

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steve’s blog is @theha1r btw if you wanna find me there

i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!

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i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!

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i’ll try to be on this blog sometime soon, steve is just my main priority blog - but maya hasn’t been abandoned!

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whenever i’m on here later (i’m online now but i’m gonna be on steve first for awhile), i’m gonna rework maya’s famous au verse a little. i know i don’t have any threads in it or anything but - i’ve been looking it over & i need to redo … most of it. tbh. that verse was written literal years ago & i just never bothered to update the description & like - the description it has was literally made & written for a plot

plus her music career was originally more influenced by sabrina carpenter since that was her fc at the time but - that’s been changed as well. so yeah, imma update that later!

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I  —   quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.

i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die. 

that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.

if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.

did you just call the demon a motherfucker?

i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.

we’re friends. it’s a friendship.

there’s something weird going on in this little town.

i’m about to die for the internet.

enough of you being a phony and a liar.

keep in mind we have to spend the night here.

this place is a living nightmare.

i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.

doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?

i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.

maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.

you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!

i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.

can you just look a little bit worried?

i’m starting to think you want to die.

any extra time with you is a punishment.

you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.

sexiness is relative, motherfucker! 

i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.

did you just wink at me?

we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. 

i got so distracted by the tongue thing.

my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.

don’t just claim i killed jfk.

you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?

your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. 

i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.

this has been a huge waste of time.

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OKAY IM DONE NOW SORRY FOR BLOWING UP EVERYONES DASHES ESP IF YOU FOLLOW BOTH BLOGS I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE SOME THINGS - BC IM PROBS NOT GETTING BACK ON TILL LATER/‘TOMORROW’ ATP - & WANTED TO STICK TO MOSTLY OOC STUFF BC I DONT DO ENOUGH & ALREADY OWE YOU ALL SO MUCH IC STUFF. I WILL ANSWER ANYTHING THAT GETS SENT IN WHEN IM BACK ON LATER. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH. MWAH MWAH <3

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cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine

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Send in a Pet Name / Nickname that your muse might call mine, and see how my muse reacts to it.

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Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)

meme created by @noshxme and reposted with permission.

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writing steve & maya at the same time is so funny & such a juxtaposition bc both have some intense abandonment issues but the difference is -

steve: everyone wants to leave me because i suck & am horrible & hard to love & there’s something in me that everyone sees that makes them leave & it’s all my fault

vs

maya: everyone leaves because they suck & are horrible & can’t be trusted & can’t handle baggage & don’t deserve me & it’s all their fault

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okay so everything is done on maya now! so i'm gonna try to head over to steve's blog & maybe at least do a thing or two before i get too tired? we'll see ... but i've been up for many hours & don't feel tired yet so ...

anyways either way i probably won't be back on maya till tomorrow/later, but yeah! catch me over on stevie! <3

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how much anger can my little heart hold?

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