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how long did you wait. finger and thumb. bobby pin between them. thought i wasn't home. was hoping you'd go without investigation. i'm on the floor. watching the phone. with my fingers in my EEAARS. MAKE NO MISTAKE. THAT WAS THE LAST OF IT BUT ONLY THE BEGINNINGGGG

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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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Other comic strips I think about all the time: this one Calvin and Hobbes arc where he gets an alien to impersonate him in class. Every single time I bring a packed lunch to work I look straight down the metaphorical camera and think "Lunboks:)"
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If you hyperfixate long enough, you, too, can hit anything on earth with the hannigramification mental laser beam
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Father Strange, before you risk your life in the Dashcon 2 duel against the muppet joker, I must show you this

It's beautiful. Perfection. Kermit come to the dark side you would make suchhh a good emo
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jon archive doodle… trying to resolve my design for it
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where can I purchase some dense fog for room decor
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