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the only acceptable usage of ai is in the DCU and it’s just the batkids using ai to fake patrol reports so that they don’t have to do it themselves, and Bruce is endlessly confused as to how odd these fucking reports are sounding. it ends up just being a game to them—seeing how far they can go before they get clocked by the big man. Damian and Tim are using bat ‘character ai’ sites to make up play-by-plays of fights. Jason and Dick are going one step further and handing in ai generated ‘body cam’ footage of fights so they can edit out injuries they receive (or kills they hand out, in Jason’s case)

they finally get caught when some of the footage Jason hands in is needed for a Justice League mission and Bruce shows it to them during a meeting. Diana bits her lip and awkwardly puts her hand up. “…uhm. Batman?”

“Yes, Wonder Woman?”

“Why does one of those criminals have eight fingers?”

Bruce slowly turns to the screen, zooming in on the obvious ai glitch. he stares. he continues to stare. slowly, dangerously, he turns to Nightwing.

Dick, who is desperately ducking his head down behind his glass of water, avoiding eye contact and obviously struggling to hold in his laughter, refuses to respond.

“Nightwing.”

Dick squeaks, gulping down his water.

“Dick.”

Batman never lives it down. when Dick tells the rest of the kids they laugh so hard that Damian gets a nose bleed and Bruce turns off the wifi out of spite.

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star wars oneshot masterlist

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501st legion

captain rex let me take care of you [16+] | 5.7k make it feel better [18+] | 4.3k playing pretend | 4.2k where trust falls apart | 4.7k fall of an empire | no pairing | 1.4k comfort (drabble) | 948

arc trooper fives gone, but not forgotten | 4.4k ↳ how to feel again | 3.1k my kingdom for a kiss [18+] | 8.7k

clone medic kix a tricky situation | 2.8k i wanna be yours | 3.8k

clone trooper hardcase oldest trick in the book | 3.4k

the bad batch

sergeant hunter a little while longer | 4.1k a half-hearted escape | 3.4k

clone trooper tech we never quite made it | 10k

clone trooper crosshair brightest in the dark | 9.2k

arc trooper echo lonely tonight | 1k

misc. clones 

commander wolffe words in my mouth | 3.7k consequences be damned | 3.3k on your side | 3.1k

commander fox read between the lines | 8.1k

captain howzer angel of small death [18+] part 1, part 2, part 3 | 24k

threads of the unseen: ahsoka miniseries

part one: tread carefully | 5.4k part two: forging connection | 4.2k [coming soon]

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hardcase for @dumbass-gryffindor1960 !!! i have so many quotes for him but not enough photos. he deserved so much more screentimeeee

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Don't imagine Rex quietly fixing a younger clone’s armor after hours, muttering, "you gotta take better care of yourself, kid," while he polishes each scratch like it’s sacred.

Don't imagine Fives trying to teach shinies how to play cards, cheating outrageously so they win, whooping and hollering like they’re champions of the galaxy, and slipping a few credits into their pockets when no one's looking.

Don't imagine Cody staying up all night after a tough battle because he's personally stitching medals of bravery into the empty bunks of fallen troopers, so when they’re remembered, they’re remembered right.

Don't imagine Hardcase giving away his dessert rations to any clone who looks even remotely sad, acting like it’s a prank or a dare so no one knows he’s doing it out of love.

Don't imagine Echo re-learning how to shoot left-handed after his injury, stubbornly, painstakingly, so he can teach other injured clones that they’re not broken — just different.

Don't imagine Jesse carving tiny little messages into the walls of every base they’re stationed at. Messages like "501st were here. We fought. We lived." like he's trying to leave proof they mattered.

Don't imagine Dogma leaving tiny notes in people's lockers that just say "you’re doing good." "you’re brave." "I believe in you." — and then feeling too shy to admit it was him.

Don't imagine Wolffe pretending to be annoyed when Boost and Sinker sneak stray animals into the barracks, but secretly building a little hidden shelter for them behind the hangar.

Don't imagine Kix memorizing the medical charts of every single brother in his battalion — birthdays, allergies, old injuries — because he doesn’t trust the GAR systems to care enough (and he's 30000% right).

Don't imagine Tup tending to a tiny makeshift garden in the middle of a warzone with whatever seeds and scraps he can find, because "something’s gotta grow, sir."

Don't imagine Rex carrying every goodbye letters and notes he never got to say or give tucked in the seams of his armor or in a chest under his bed — every brother he couldn’t save, every friend he couldn’t reach — and still standing up the next morning because someone has to lead, and if not him, then who?

Don't imagine Waxer carrying around a crumpled, dirty drawing of Numa from Ryloth in a hidden pocket inside his armor, smoothing it out and smiling every time he feels like the war is eating him alive.

Don't imagine Boil pretending to grumble about it but secretly checking the drawing too, mouthing, "stay safe, little one," before every mission because part of his heart never left Ryloth.

Don't imagine Bly sketching little comic strips in the margins of his field reports to make Aayla laugh during debriefings — and still carrying the last one he never got to show her, tucked inside his chest plate.

Don't imagine Colt teaching his new ARC trainees how to properly tie a tourniquet and lecturing them seriously, but at the end quietly handing each of them a little lucky charm, like an old Republic credit or a braided cord, "for good luck, kid."

Don't imagine Appo still wearing a piece of Fives' blue paint on his armor as a "tradition" without telling anyone where it came from or why it matters so much.

Don't imagine Fox locking himself in his office after long shifts guarding Coruscant because he can’t stand seeing the brothers’ faces when they look at him like he’s a stranger now — so he sits in the dark and listens to the old 501st comms chatter recordings, just to feel something again.

Don't imagine Jesse and Kix starting a stupid prank war in the barracks where they replace each other's ration packs with terrible "mystery meat," laughing until Rex threatens to demote them — but Kix sneaks Rex a spiked caf packet later as revenge.

Don't imagine Tup painting tiny flowers on the inside of his helmet where no one can see them, tiny bursts of color against the cold plastoid — because he wants to carry beauty into battle even if no one else knows.

Don't imagine Dogma standing at the memorial wall and reading every single name out loud, even the ones he never knew, because he thinks someone should.

Don't imagine Waxer and Boil talking about "after the war" plans, like opening a repair shop on Ryloth, taking in lost kids, making sure no one else has to grow up the way they did — and laughing about it like it could actually happen.

Don't imagine Fives pulling a prank so chaotic that even Rex laughs — real, loud, helpless laughter — and Fives looking absolutely stunned before grinning like he'd just been handed the whole galaxy.

Don't imagine Rex tracing the scars on his hands sometimes without realizing, as if he’s trying to memorize every mistake, every battle, every time he almost didn’t make it — and then closing his fist around them like a promise to keep going.

Don't imagine Kix secretly saving every "thank you" note the boys have ever given him — crumpled sticky notes, bad handwriting, a piece of torn armor that just says "thanks doc" — tucked into his med kit like the most valuable supplies he owns.

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have some more 501st shenanigans

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I strongly dislike when people have in their fics that the bats are in peak health..

huh? Are we reading the same comics?

let me grab my man dick as an example..

He fucking died yknow that thing

got shot in the head

tortured (how many times?)

insanely sleep deprived

didnt he get crushed by a fucking rock..

but yknow peak health

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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rex in tbb s1:

*throws on a crusty old cloak over 50 pounds of clone-grade armor, a pauldron, two blasters, and the weight of the entire Clone Wars*

✨“they’ll never know it’s me.”✨

sir.

you’re 6 feet of veteran trauma, and a lumpy rock.

you sound like a metal toolbox being punted down a hallway.

you glow in the dark.

IT CLINKS WHEN YOU BREATHE. Like HELLO??

you are quite literally the most clone-shaped man to ever exist…

that cloak ain’t foolin NOBODY. you look like a medieval fridge trying to sneak into a cantina.

He’s trying his best tho, so I’ll give him that 😭❤️

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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i am such a strong and faithful believer of the bruce and dick are brothers (not father and son) agenda. it's funnier

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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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tbh, sometimes the “platonic explanation for this” is the more interesting one

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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

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This Masterlist is by far the longest, as it's dedicated to the boys from the 501st. Echo has, officially, been moved over to the TBB masterlist, as I ran out of room on this one.

Reunion - Arc Trooper Fives x Reader Happily Ever After - Arc Trooper Fives x Reader Soft Days - Arc Trooper Fives x Reader Awards - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader Warmth - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader Worth the Wait - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (Request) Playful Mornings - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (Request) Stressful Appointments - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (request) Not Jealous - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (request) Safe and Sound - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (request) Bodyguard - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader (request) Winter Warmth - ARC Trooper FIves x Reader (request) Worth The Cost - ARC Trooper Fives x Reader Love Me Like Only You Can - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader (request)(smut) True Love - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader Tomorrow Will Be Better - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader Knew You Were Trouble - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader (Request) A New Dawn - ARC Trooper Fives & F! Twi'lek Reader Something Goes Bump In The Night - Fives x F! Twi'lek reader (Wraith! Fives) It Only Matters How You Look - Fives x F!Reader (Sequel to Knew You Were Trouble) The Night Guard - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader Don't Be Afraid - ARC Trooper Fives x GN!Reader (Request) A New Partnership - Pre ARC Trooper Fives x GN!Reader Journalistic Integrity - ARC Trooper Fives x F!Reader (Request)(Same Faced Gods AU) Heatwave - ARC Trooper Fives x GN!Reader

Rex x Reader Captain Rex x Billionaire!Reader Hooky - Captain Rex x Reader A Fresh Start - Captain Rex x Reader (request) Enter the King - Pre-Captain Rex x Reader Alright There, Captain - Captain Rex x F!Reader (request) What Now - Captain Rex x F!Reader I'm Here Now - Captain Rex x F!Reader This Love - Captain Rex x F!reader (smut) All Of Me - Captain Rex x F!Reader They Can Be Yours Too - Captain Rex x F!Reader (request) Welcome To My Life - Captain Rex x M!Reader (request) Wistful Dreams - Captain Rex x GN!Reader

Tup x Reader More than Friends - Tup x Reader Reassuring Kisses - Tup x Reader (request) Comfort Cocoon - Tup Reader (request) Time for Bed - Tup x Reader (request) Never Again - Tup x Reader (request) A Selkie's Love - Tup x Reader Better Together : A Gryffin Industries AU - Tup x Reader All My Heart - Tup x F!Reader (request) All Mine - Tup x F!Reader (smut) Confession - Tup x GN!Reader (request) You've Been Strong Long Enough - Tup x F!Reader (request)(18+)

Dirty Dancing - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader (spicy) Date Night - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader Perfection - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader (smut) Waiting For You - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader Kiss It Better - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader A Spirited Love - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader (smut) Save A Dance For Me - ARC Trooper Jesse x Reader First - ARC Trooper Jesse x F!Reader (Request)(Smut) Nimble Fingers - ARC Trooper Jesse x F!Reader It's Just Us Here - ARC Trooper Jesse x F!Reader (smut) You and Me: A Gryffin Industries Story - Jesse x GN!Reader I Won't Say I'm In Love - Jesse x F!Reader (18+) Hard Times - Jesse x GN!Reader

Reunion - Kix x Reader Welcome Home - Kix x Reader (smut) At The End - Kix x Reader The Physical - Kix x GN!Reader (request)(Smut) The Idol - Kix x Idol F!Reader (18+) A Marriage of Convenience - Kix x F!Reader Until The Stars Go Cold - Kix x F!Reader Jaloux - Kix x F!Reader (request) Watching Over You - Kix x GN!Reader (request) Queens Aren't Born - Kix x F!Reader (request)(Knight AU) Like Stars - Kix x GN!Reader

You're My Safe Place - Post Stasis Kix x GN!Reader A Picture's Worth 1000 Words - Post-stasis Kix x GN!Reader (request) I Will Wait - Post Stasis Kix x F!Reader (request)

His Angel - Dogma x Reader In the Beholder’s Eye - Dogma x Reader (request) Pay Attention - Dogma x F!Reader (request)(Smut) Two Souls Intertwined - Dogma x GN!Reader (request) This Love - Dogma x F!Reader Fight Song - Dogma x GN!Reader The Right Thing - Corrie! Dogma x F! Twi'lek Reader Our Life - Dogma x F!Reader

Comforting Presence - Hardcase x Reader (request) Down Under - Hardcase x F!Reader (request)(Smut) The Siren's Song - Siren!Hardcase x F!Reader Stolen Hearts - Hardcase x F!Reader In This Life - Hardcase x Jedi GN!Reader A Challenge - Hardcase x F!Reader (request)

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wanted to try drawing him more tem-y

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Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy

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hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.

⬜️ senatesux-deactivated00192…

Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…

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hi! op here. I’m a wookie.

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HELPPPPPP

#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge

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ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵

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Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy

#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them

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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao

#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr

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I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)

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by the stars this can’t be happening

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#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered

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anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….

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so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???

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posts that make you read op’s url

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#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer

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