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When u wanna strangle ur siblings but you can't because ur mom didn't strangle u when u were disrespectful so u gotta pass forward the grace.

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Finally watching One Piece!

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follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

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Just learnt that Damian would’ve had a doctorate in geology at 7 years old if he hadn’t killed his tutor.

Am absolutely loving the fact that out of his entire family of super geniuses the literal 14 year old has come the closest to getting any sort of degree.

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Stop for a while. do not cross . My name is Amna from Gaza. We lost everything, home, dreams, and everything that gives life. My children are living in bad conditions. I ask you to help me for the sake of my children, for the sake of humanity. Those who cannot donate can share the post and link

@occupationsurfer @northgazaupdates @nabulsi @elierlick @evelyn-art-05 @soon-palestine @fairuzfan @bibyebae @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

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I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets

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List of Palestinian Evacuation And Support Fundraisers

Last Update: 05/19/2024

All fundraisers have been looked into by me or vetted by others. If anyone notices issues in validity with any of the fundraisers listed please let me know. Funding updates daily!

Fadi Al-Sharif and family ($22,855/$62,500 goal)

Hayam Taha and family (€15,593/€30,000 goal)

Deyaa and family (€16,787/€30,000 goal)

Deyaa reached the initial evacuation fee for his family and they have extended the goal to pay to support themselves after they evacuate.

Fatima Alshanti (kr20,562SEK/kr150,000 goal)

Shahed Ghazi and family ($19,721 CAD/$94,838 goal)

Little Yusuf and family (€21,462/€85,000 goal)

Sara & Huda Hajjaj and family ($9,071/$25,000 goal)

Mohammed JH Shamia's family (kr48,338 SEK/kr250,000 goal)

Maram Ahmed and family (€8,291/€30,000 goal)

Hamza Almofty and family ($6,306/$35,000 goal)

Mahmoud Jomaa (€2,614/€10,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Shaga ($2,436/$20,000 goal)

Abdulrahman Alshanti and family (kr145,099 SEK/kr350,000 goal)

Besan Almabhouh's family (€8,239/€25,000 goal)

Said Tanani and brothers (€33,565/€50,000 goal)

Donia Tanani and family (€73,129/€100,000 goal)

Hussein Shamiya, his pregnant wife, and son ($17,785/$40,000 goal)

Mohammed Shamia and family ($26,273/$35,000 goal)

Amro Bakr & kids Bakir and Tala (€15,080/€28,000 goal)

Almadhoun family ($23,955/$80,000 goal)

Child Mohammed and family (€20,214/€30,000 goal)

Sana'a and family (£25,641/£70,000 goal)

Noha Ayyad and family ($32,195/$95,160 goal)

Maryam Ayyad and family ($725/$15,000 goal!!!) - Maryam is related to Noha listed above, who is managing her fundraiser.

Hamza Sameer and family ($6,333/$55,000 goal)

Hamza is related to Noha, he is her uncle’s son.

Nazmi Mwafi and family ($6,671/65,000 goal)

Ibrahim Almofty and family ($7,442/$40,000 goal)

Hamdi Hejazi and family ($25,101/$25,000 goal) INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!

Mohammed Ali and family ($10,185/$25,000 goal)

Heba and family (€58,634/€80,000 goal)

Mohammed Abuhasanein and family (kr10,077 SEK/kr 350,000 goal)

Rawan and Yemna (kr46,328 SEK/kr319,315 goal)

Laila Auda (€7,084/€35,000 goal)

Ola Madi (€2,454/€40,000 goal)

Tawfik Satoom and family ($6,227/$45,000 goal)

Laila Abd El Bari, her husband, and unborn baby Sham (€6,024/€25,000 goal)

Abdullah Mohammed and family ($6,765/$47,000 goal)

Ruba Abushaban and family (€11,040/€50,000 goal)

Hala, her husband, and their daughter ($6,715 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Hoda and Abdul Rahman ($2,409/$18,000 goal)

Al Maghari family (£4,524/£74,000 goal)

Arwa Abudawaba and family (kr238,599 NOK/kr500,000 goal)

Hani Alhajjar’s family (€12,735/€50,000 goal)

Ouda family ($18,822 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Rawan Ahmed and family ($13,410/$40,000 goal)

Dr. Wael Eldahdouh's family (€5,001/€110,000 goal)

Abdullah Lulu and family ($4,058/$6,000 goal)

Lara, Abdalla, and family (€10,656/€50,000 goal)

Firas Salem and family (€15,450/€65,000 goal)

Amal Abu Shammala's family (€43,170/€47,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Alshaer and family (€5,103/€18,000 goal)

Roqaya Al-Hayek and Mohammad Jamal Al-Hayek (€14,769/€25,000 goal)

Haya and family (€5,454/€60,000 goal)

Mohammed Dahdooh and family (£45,347/£45,000 goal)

INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!

Ahmad Iyd and family (£4,588/£150,000 goal)

Renad and family (£1,332/£25,000 goal)

Mohammed Aljbour and family (€4,307/€25,000 goal)

Sarah's mother (€5,471/€15,000 goal)

Sarah reached her initial goal to evacuate her mother and has raised the goal to provide support for she and her family once they are in Egypt.

Dr. Hasan Adwan and family (€4,467/€98,000 goal)

Marah Atallah and family ($565/$27,000 goal!!!)

Dr. Nasrallah Almassri ($8,778/$30,000 goal)

Afnan Hasaballah (€3,230/€20,000 goal)

Linda Khwaiter and family ($385 CAD/$80,000 goal!!!)

Muhammad Al-Thalateeni and family (€6,102/€20,000 goal)

Al-Zaeem family ($3,009/$50,000 goal)

Mahmoud Al Tibi and family (€8,463/€60,000 goal)

Almoghrabi family (€1,537/€25,000 goal)

Mohammad's family (€8,147/€30,000 goal)

Aziz and his mother ($2,873/$50,000 goal)

Mohammed, his wife, and their newborn son ($840/$50,000 goal!!!)

Tala, her aunt, and their family (€18,071/€50,000 goal)

Ala Osama ($70/$50,000 goal!!!)

Aesha Balaha and family ($1,006/$10,000 goal)

Farah and family (€1,795/€35,000 goal)

Zinh Dahdooh ($3,792/$40,000 goal)

Rana and family (€5,141/€30,000 goal)

Al-Alami family ($543 CAD/$100,000 goal!!!)

Khaled and family ($33/$15,000!!!)

Tamer Alnoaizy and family (€3,357/€20,000 goal)

Ahmed Dawoud and family ($2,225/$87,000 goal)

Omar and family (€2,866/€20,000 goal)

Haytham and family ($752 CAD/$70,000 goal!!!)

Hamdi and family ($145 CAD/$62,000 goal!!!)

Mahmoud & Rawan (€944/€15,000 goal!!!)

Hashem, Samar, and baby Omar (€315/€45,000 goal!!!)

Aseel Maher and family (€1,559/€30,000 goal)

Mayada Jihad and family (€2,100/€30,000 goal)

Amal, her children, and her unborn baby ($718/$15,000 goal!!!) URGENT! 15 DAYS TO COMPLETE!!!

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Everything I know abt MHA is from fanfics.

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Sometimes I wear pearls just so I can clutch them dramatically when someone says something stupid.

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This is a meme inspired by a fic on AO3.

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I did not know installing windows was so complicated. Legos tricked me.

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The Greatest Showman is a RPF fanfic.

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Imagine being subscribed to 160 fics and 100 series and still not getting updates

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Poor people pain is having your sad music playlist stop mid song because your data is slow and you have bad wifi.

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*kabu-ing intensifies*

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“Zuko adopts” bingo

I was describing all of the “x adopts Zuko” AUs that I used to follow on @muffinlance​​‘s blog to a friend, and I referred to them as “Zuko Adopts Bingo”, so same friend  asked “wait, LITERAL bingo?? Did you guys makes cards?”

and I couldn’t remember any, but I had the time tonight so I was like, why not?

[Image Description: a bingo card titled “Zuko adopts bingo”. The the squares are labeled as such:

First row: Hama, Fire Sages, Jun, Hakoda, the Gaang

Second row: the Herbalist, Vattu, The Painted Lady, Other Spirits, Jet

Third row: Zuko, the Beifongs, Iroh/FREE SPACE, Zuko’s crew, Jee specifically

Fourth row: Yuyan Archers, Batman, Dragons, Kyoshi Warriors, the Dai Li

Fifth row: Azula, Jeong Jeong, Team Leverage, Piandao, Wild Animals /end ID] 

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I did have specific fics and/or tumblr discussions in mind for every one of these. I might try to link them all in a reblog, but I didn’t take notes while I made this so it might be a hassle to find them again ^^;;

also please tell me if there’s any more AUs I forgot about or that are your particular favorites – or better yet, make your own bingo card and send it to me! Let’s make this a Thing, I’m having fun here :P

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Reason #38264 Naruto should've learned genjutsu: s6e9

And are you really telling me nobody... no chunin, jounin, genin, could use genjutsu on the dumb ones?

And another thing... poison exists. Paralytics, even.