briannysey
briannysey
The Briannysey
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Bri, She/Her, 🏳️‍⚧️, Late 20’s, Annoying poet"Seems to approach most things with the alacrity of a 9 year old in legoland"
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briannysey · 3 hours ago
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Big Smile
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#:D
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briannysey · 3 hours ago
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an acryllic stand thing i made for a zine like a year or so ago, i dont even remember how long ago that was really- its cute!!!!!!! i like it!!!
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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I go outside regularly
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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:D
woe betide -> grow beside -> low peptide -> foe sex ride
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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pussy so fat you gotta wear shades
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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woe betide -> grow beside -> low peptide -> foe sex ride
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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“The judge’s order makes it clear that we cannot judge a book by its cover or a maliciously selected excerpt out of context,” said Stephana Ferrell of the Florida Freedom to Read Project. “This means that the thousands of books that have been prohibited from student access without careful consideration of their value should be returned to shelves immediately. Florida cannot call itself the “freest state” while it blatantly violates the First Amendment rights of our youngest citizens.” Dan Novak, attorney for the plaintiffs, called the decision “a complete knockout. There’s not a single issue that the court did not side with the plaintiffs on,” per the Orlando Sentinel.
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briannysey · 4 hours ago
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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch
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briannysey · 5 hours ago
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What if we kissed in the abandoned lab (and we were both mad scientists? 😳👉👈)
Mad science power exchange kink dynamics
Extremely unethical experimentation (homoerotic)
A man-turned-monster (tragic and misunderstood)
Shameless old man objectification
The Trans Agenda
Toxic lesbian representation
Creepy cemetery caretaker (a classic)
Secret underground tunnel system
Kidnapping for fun and profit
Murders, crimes of passion, mutual obsession
Live your MS4MS (mad scientist for mad scientist) horror-romance dreams nightmares; read A COMPANION IN VICE →
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briannysey · 5 hours ago
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Everyone thinks my evil experiments are going to be painful and scary because of all the rusted bolts, scalpels, etc. but actually all of my specimens tell me they're quite pleasant and relaxing. "Your evil experiments are like a day at the spa," they tell me.
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briannysey · 6 hours ago
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guys ur never gonna believe what 602 is doing right now
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briannysey · 6 hours ago
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affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
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briannysey · 6 hours ago
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i need to get weirder about blood (<— already weird about blood)
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briannysey · 6 hours ago
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