brunnhilde * valkyrie * 100+ beverly guildenstern * 29 years of age * bartender
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“you touch me in a d r e a m you better wake up and apologise,” the woman stated, calmly - and maybe with a touch of laughter in her voice but the laughter didn’t reach her eyes.
these days people were panicked, they were all over the place. and no wonder. people had literally turned to dust, just disappeared to nothing and what was there that could be done about it all? chaos was currently reigning supreme, and it seemed that many criminals in the city lacked any decency whatsoever and were currently going on a crime wave. this guy - this mugger, this whatever-the-hell guy, had picked on the wrong person. beverly knew how to fight, and she would do so if even slightly provoked and--
oh. okay. the guy was running off already. well, fair dos. she didn’t really want to stand out or get into any trouble herself.
as she turned and began to head in the other direction, she noticed what she should have seen from the start. a bystander. or perhaps a friend of the would-be-thug. “are you with that guy? he’s run off and left you all high an’ dry.”
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ofnghtwng:
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS - @brightbattlevalkyrie !
‘ this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think. ’
“Joke’s on you, then. I don’t embarrass easy, so this is nothing.” He laughs and looks over at the woman, tilting his head to the side. “Why, you’re not embarrassed are you?”
“i don’t embarrass at all,” she replied, giving a shrug. of course, mostly she didn’t get embarrassed because she was perpetually drunk - but these days she was sober and to be honest it just didn’t seem worth it. embarrassment was a waste of time. “i was just wonderin’. your ears went a little red. thought maybe the topic of conversation was getting to you,” beverly continued, an amused grin on her features.
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“The Valkyrie needs not help from you or any other man”
Brunnhilde in Avengers World #15 & #16
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Thanos: Who do you three think you are??
Thor: I'm Drop
Loki: I'm Dead
Valkyrie: and I'm Gorgeous
Thor: Together we make the ultimate trio! But apart-
Loki: Thor has dropped on the ground and is crying, I'm still dead, but at least Valkyrie is still gorgeous
Thanos: do you- do you need a hug?
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make me choose meme:
@starlightsbaby asked: sif or valkyrie?
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+ starter call && @your48minutes
there were certain people that beverly was now used to seeing in the bar.
she herself had used to be one of those people on the other side of the counter, drinking away her sorrows and woes. of course, now beverly was trying this whole SOBRIETY thing and finding she was rather quite good at it. in fact, some days she wasn’t entirely sure why she’d gotten so sucked into drinking at all.
“so, the usual for you, kitty-cat?” the nickname was so stupid, an old joke now. so many guys in bars and dives catcalled this woman or made pussy jokes that eventually those things had turned into the woman getting all sorts of cat nicknames. kitty-cat and for some reason copycat stuck out the most. “you’re looking good. take it you haven’t been working today then?”
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starter call
* whilst i work properly on my bio for beverly + brunnhilde, like this for a starter from my memory loss valkyrie?
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