[Shelly/28/Austin, TX] hoe for the former funhaus crew/dropout. I have no goals. Welcome to the roller coaster
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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hi yeah what the fuck is tumblr live
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
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warning to all beverage drinkers
condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily
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Happy New Years and a toast to the end of 2021! See ya’ll in 2023 i’m going back to bed
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Absolutely *obsessed* with these women and their shoulder big cats
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in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot
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how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind
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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
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