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Ari’s Life Updates #2

Okay, so there may actually be a cult.

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Fairweather, Storm & Co is Edinburgh's oldest and most prestigious practioner of Arcane Law.

Arcane Law is a varied and fascinating area, covering trusts to manage the affairs of immortals, contracts between humans and genius loci, and uncommon law - the collection of precedent, historical oddities, centuries old squabbles and vexatious litigation that rules the affairs of the Fae.

Their faded but genteel office sits on the boundary between Tollcross and the West End. For reasons we are unable to fathom, the weather, rather than any rational basis, seems to govern which partner is available on a given day.

If your visit is lit by bright sunshine, expect to see the spare, colourless visage of Mr Fairweather looming at you from across the desk. Should you visit in inclement conditions, the impeccably attired but goat headed Mr Storm will assist you. Try not to stare if he begins to distractedly chew on his tie.

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your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////

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the bread nut would like to sue for libel

Bastard Breadnut

(brosimum guianense)

Not to be confused with apinima (brosimum gaudichaudii)

🍒Reblog to share a fun fruit and to increase sample size!🍒

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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your honor if my client is lying why aren’t his pants on fire

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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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your honor if my client is lying why aren’t his pants on fire

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Our office has a black mold problem, so we might find out…hopefully not. Someone send help I think it’s magical

Can a Fae/Fay/Fey/Fair Folk/Fairy/Faerie die from black mold?

Okay, so, I’m not sure if this is more of a Harry Potter question or just a random fantasy question, but I was gonna make some D&D OC or something that has an addiction to black mold. While, I know that doesn’t completely make sense and I’m still ironing out the small details to make it all possible, I was wondering if black mold would kill a fairy. I know I read something a while ago that they can’t die by disease/sickness, and I was just wondering if mold or anything like that could constitute as a “sickness”. Also, if I made one of their ancestors from like a really long time ago a human, do you think that could mean that the fae could have some sort of reaction or that black mold could have a slight affect on them, but not kill them? Also, is that even possible, a human and a fae… y’know? Probably more questions to come but these are my main few rn

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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

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alright mother truckers we're whipping out our big boy... tag list bc I wanna exist as a blog :3 (if you see this as the first or second bunch tagged it gets bigger dw)

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If you see me accidentally blog to the wrong account no you did not

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a flask of professional ethics, taped to your front door, along with several prominent signs that say "DRINK THIS" and helpful indicative arrows. gives you an understanding of the legal profession's rules of ethics and imparts the wisdom to stop posting about how you want to fuck your slimegirl lawyer.

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yeah you’re screwed

So if I theoretically found 19 four leaf clovers this afternoon thats bad right? Like the fae are about to come collect and I should be aware right? Because one, lucky. Two? Remarkable. NINETEEN?! Im in deep and I may have accidentally sold my soul, send help

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That’s a bit homophobic! We have plenty of LGBTQ+ lawyers here, and we support them!

According to all known laws of #bill cipher, there is no way a #lawyer should be able to #lgbtq.

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