brox-not-a-badger
brox-not-a-badger
100% Definitely Not A Badger
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Beginner writerMDNI (18)unfortunately I’m AmericanFav 40k faction(s): Night Lords, exodite eldar, armageddon steel legion, Word Bearers 🫶 I take requests!! Nsfw + sfw welcome
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brox-not-a-badger · 17 days ago
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The guy you all want to throw bricks at apparently >:(
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brox-not-a-badger · 2 months ago
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Great day to be a transmasc luna wolf
Mournival has lost titty privileges
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brox-not-a-badger · 2 months ago
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my muse...
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brox-not-a-badger · 2 months ago
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That’s an exact description of Perturabo
maturing is realizing that the primarchs were actually just whiny bitches if you think about it.
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brox-not-a-badger · 2 months ago
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Bold of you to assume Dorn has the skills to be a whiny bitch
maturing is realizing that the primarchs were actually just whiny bitches if you think about it.
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Just finished CoD bocw and I realized Adler pulled the biggest “and you was there too” of all time on poor Bell. He did them so fucking dirty it physically hurt to finish both endings of the campaign.
(Spoilers below)
Genuinely
Can you imagine having a bullet put through by somebody you trusted; not once, but twice?
To be resuscitated and ripped away from your own mind by a man whom you were made to believe you’d known your entire life?
Only to end up put down like a dog upon no longer serving a use?
To be given the illusion of free will and the ability to choose only to end up either a villain in the eyes of history or a cold body on the floor nobody heard about ever again?
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Franz Kafka, 1912
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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I made an evil mammal quiz. Enjoy
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Boiled one.
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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(found on reddit)
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Can somebody bully me into finishing my Konrad Curze x reader trilogy
I have no motivation at the moment and it’s sad
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Not to mention the apparent and PAINFUL amount of facists who are obsessed with the black templars for their zealotry, acting like they have no other qualities except “purge” “burn” and “kill”. It’s upsetting to see people being totally allergic to fun and whimsy and enjoying the hobby and the books.
It’s nice to know there is still a GOOD community around the black templars though despite the shitty folks on twitter
I hate twitter Black Templar fans
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Oh my god I could not agree more. I’ve never met a more insufferable and intolerable fanbase than straight cis man black templar fans based around twit, it’s genuinely impressive how deep the hate goes with them🥀🥀
I hate twitter Black Templar fans
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Me in australia: omg doggie! C'mere boy! *whistles and pats lap*
The wild dingo i mistook for a doggie:
if it makes you feel any better, people across the entire continent of North America regularly do this with coyotes.
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Taiwan muntjac Muntiacus reevesi micrurus
Observed by copyboy, CC BY-NC
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Dork ass loser🥀
Also orcas are yucky disgusting and dolphins are flops
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brox-not-a-badger · 3 months ago
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Sharks have been recorded to actively kill and eat people in the wild.
Orcas have never been recorded actively killing a person in the wild. The only fatality caused by an orca was in captivity because of physical and psychological abuse being done to the animal.
Also orcas are yucky disgusting and dolphins are flops
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