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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
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#dawg i hate that my first thought when i saw 4 ft of topsoil was ''oh the clients would NOT like that''#to be clear: when building shit any topsoil deeper than 4 INCHES costs extra to remove (i think by the inch)#so like that farmland better stay farmland because you cant build on that shit#and it will cost a fortune to get rid of#not saying we should but that is one way to keep the farmland from becoming something else lol#aint no way they're gonna try buy you out to put a highway through your land#anyway there's your geotech fact of the day. also this guy is epic
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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die
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they just created a new type of enjoyment called "friends' ocs." it kind of rocks and everyone should enjoy it
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medwhump, but we're forcing a kind medic to do the most unethical and horrifying shit we can imagine that leaves him traumatised for life.
#okay okay this is COOKING#actually reminds me i did write something kinda like this a few years back#maybe i should make you suffer more mr elliot
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As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭
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#conner kent was conceived here
CLARK KENT and LEX LUTHOR in SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn
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#xavier and mira’s parents with mira#‘’this is our son’’ it’s literally hatsune miku#xavier as well but it’s not as striking 😔 sorry bro
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y’all are really missing out by not shipping you and your friends OCs together. Good for the soul, good for the economy.
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i have successfully opened my computer and my word document up. is actual writing happening? well.
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saw this in the wild at pinterest and immediatly thought of castys :]
this is true nom nom it’s liver and onions time
#wow an ask#catnykit#castys#beautiful lol#castys is slightly less opposed to being eaten if there are onions involved#at least his sacrifice will make something beautiful
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as a masochist it is your duty to make sadists feel comfortable expressing their desire to hurt people. if im allowed to say "i should be getting cut open and have my organs fondled bloodystyle" sadists should be able to say "i should be cutting someone open and fondling their organs bloodystyle". SADISTS GET BEHIND ME. i Will protect you
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You could say I'm a body builder... *builds a body out of other bodies*
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🔹 Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.
🔹If someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.
🔹Your emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.
🔹Someone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.
🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.
🔹Fiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.
🔹The content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.
🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.
🔹Don't like? Don't read.
#‘’someone else’s fiction can’t cause you physical harm’’ false#sometimes you read fic so good you drop your phone on your face#or smack the table next to you#and that shit hurts#smdh
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The almighty intro post!!!
Alright let's do this cuz I've been meaning to for awhile now!
Hello! My name is JJ (or rabies if you want, idgaf) and I'm a whump fan (you can tell by looking at ANYTHING on my account lol) and I thought it was about time I at least ATTEMPT to make myself even just a little known in the community.
No I don't have any stories or snippets of my own on here yet, but I hope that changes sooner rather than later as I get more comfortable and intact with my writing and other people seeing it, SO I hope that many people see this and know that HOPEFULLY soon there'll be a new writer around here, peace out.
A few of my favorite creators
@whump-in-the-closet
@whumblr
@chaotic-orphan / @macknus
@whumperofworlds
There's many more I PROMISE, but it's past midnight at the moment, I'm tired as fuck, and much to lazy to actually do anything more on this post so bye! 🤪🔪
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