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inspired by this post and also.. my own experience
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Ren: My girlfriend can charge my scroll just by holding it.
Blake: My girlfriend can make me hot tea and cook for me just by holding the kettle and the pan.
Ren: My girlfriend can can go all night all.
Blake: My girlfriend can go all night and day long.
Ren: My girlfriend is the perfect size to cuddle with.
Blake: My girlfriend's boobs are bigger.
Ren: My girlfriend's butt is better.
Blake: My girlfriend's tongue is amazing.
Ren: My girlfriend can lift ten of herself.
Blake: My girlfriend can shatter a mech with one punch.
Ren: My girlfriend can beat you up.
Blake: My girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend.
Ruby: *Ruby opens the door to the backyard and walked out on the last few lines that Blake and Ren said as they glaring at the books they are reading while continuing to banter back and forward before asking her sister and friend as sitting on a bench having tea.* What's with those two?
Nora: Ren said there are too many plot holes the book they are read.
Yang: And Blake likes the author and took offence to it.
Nora: Then Ren said some other author is way better.
Yang: Which of course is an author Blake thinks is horrible.
Nora: And started to argue over other books.
Yang: And somehow lead to them arguing about which of us is the better girlfriend. Which I have to said Nora you are perfect sized to cuddle with a nice butt.
Nora: Thank you. I think you would be nice and cozy to cuddle with to and have great chest pillows.
Yang: Awww.~ You're so sweet. Come here. *Yang smiled giving Nora a hug who returns it before they both lift up their cups of tea and take a sip.*
Ruby: ... Uh-huh. Okay then. Now to the question I probably should have asked first, why are you two wearing those? *Ruby nodded before she questioned the two, pointing to the top-hats monocles and large fake handlebar mustache.*
Yang/Nora: Tea time. *They said raising the cups.* Cheers.
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If bookworms planted a tree for every novel they owned, we would probably save the forests singlehandedly
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If Death comes to a bookworm’s door, all the bookworm has to say is “I’ll go as soon as I finish one more chapter” and then they become immortal
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Welcome to my book club
where we club people with our favourite books if they insult them
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I would love to see how Roul from POTS and Qrow from Ruby would get along if they had to talk about alcohol.
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In RWBY, why does Blake have cat ears, and human ears?
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Any Harry Potter Fan: Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Me, a Hufflepuff: Wayne, Oliver, and Megan
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Saw Puffs last night. At one point one of the cast forgot his lines and did an amazing riff on how Umbridge was his girlfriend. 4 other cast members were on the stage at the same time. One was glaring at him like he lost his mind (he had), one was laughing from the very start, one was holding it together until 4 minutes in, and the last sweet summer child was actually trying to mime/help him get back on track.
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Blake: Honey bun?
Yang: Yes?
Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?
Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?
Blake: Yes?
Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.
Blake: Oh! Yes, please.
Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY
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the internet is an inherently haunted place if you think about it like. it's so weird to see long abandoned discussion boards stuck in a snapshot of the past, old conversations between kids from over a decade ago who have now grown into their own lives, obituaries taking the form of half finished profiles. and the silence that fills the gaps between. there's a constant ghostly record of each generation's thoughts, fads, their sense of humour. back when the future was at their fingertips. even stranger, people you used to know exist openly in that space, and they watch you watching them. if you want, deceased musicians can play through your headphones. there's always an underlying sense of reminiscing and time escaping our ever shortening attention spans. what a fuckin graveyard
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wanderlust and what you could become
(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)
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