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Do you accept

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Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-

Trans and nb people:

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Round eared sengi (Macroscelides proboscideus)

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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that place isn't exactly called the upsidedown, but it's a palindrome in my kind's language that translates to 'Us Between Two Points' or quite literally, 'We Are Here'

Let me eat my ichor donor and I'll tell you about my powers rq

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Let me eat my ichor donor and I'll tell you about my powers rq

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coming for you

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bugtesting

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“f it we ball” BALL?? BALL??? BALL??? BALL???? THROW THE BAL???? THE BALL???? THE BALL?? BALL??? BAL?? THROW BALL?? THROW RHE VALL???? THE ALL?????

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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Finally managed to snap a picture of the birthday girl!!

Happy 4th birthday to my beloved Egg, heres to many many more 💙

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bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

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why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

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Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

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Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

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lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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Today was potentially the stupidest day I've experienced in 25 years of working in vet med.

Reblogs with pet reptiles or fish would be greatly appreciated

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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