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Fun historical tropes people keep repeating because they never learn:

If this large cluster of groups of very similar people got along they’d be unstoppable and possibly rule the world but unfortunately for them they usually all hate each other

Guys good at naval combat but not land combat vs guys good at land combat but not naval combat. This war will be very confusing.

General thats super good at winning battles but loses the whole war anyways

Two countries that hate each other being major trade partners

Woman stabs someone to get her own son in a position of power. Or she gets her son to do it himself and calls him a pansy or something.

Trying to make something illegal just makes it more popular

Somehow Benjamin Franklin was there

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The thing about people saying "masculinity is a prison" and "femininity is a prison" is that both can be true and untrue simultaneously:

anywhere is a prison if you're locked inside.

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I HATE EMAILS #bringbacklivemessangerboys

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Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol

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*getting my conspiracy wires crossed again* Courtney love killed tupac

Jet fuel can't melt Elvis

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?