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I opened my Google dot com as one does and saw this article pop up and based on the title the only thing I could think of was:

Dudes in danger someone save him
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it's winter so i'm shifting into layton mode
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Do you think they accidentally walk into streetlights
praying for their depth perception
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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS
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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
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classic bait and switch 👻 oldest trick in the book
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FRENCH LOVERS….

Il appelle Spirou “My chick” + PAS DE LITS SÉPARÉS ?? ALLÔ ??? LE MÊME LIT ??? ALLÔ YAOI POLICE ??!!!!!!!
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