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HOP ON KYLE HYDE SAGA.MP4

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sweaty orc armpits

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im gonna go to the grocery store watch tiny kyle for me thank u, dont let him near the oven

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rachel 🤝 bradley: having a carnal desire for sopping wet pathetic cringe men

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they should bang tbh. neither of them would have a healthy way to approach fucking and they'd definitely start yelling at each other partway through and i'm giving it a minimum of a 70% chance that at least one of them is leaving with a bullet in his chest or knife in his gut. and these are all extremely compelling reasons why the should fuck

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imagining running my hand through saizo's hair and he immediately crumples because he doesn't know how to process physical affection

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never kill yourself. you can jack off to pictures of fictional men's armpits

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make sure you drink water ok. after you jack it.

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the possibility of hotel dusk remakes left behind by the trademark renewal even though theres no actual news is driving me insane, im about to start shipping rachel and betty to cope just to be funny, but watch me genuinely ship them the longer this silence goes on

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my scary lich gauntlets arent even charged i just reach my hands out like they are and all the worthless peasants do whatever i say lollll

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link if you need it

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i…….will not say anything else rn

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actually now that i think about it i think it's great that he's wearing these sharp suits because whenever people see him walking around with his suit mussed everyone will know he has just come out from being freshly pounded into his own mattress still half-dressed

i've only played the first chapter of the last window but i think i can definitively say that the biggest sin they committed was putting kyle in a nicer suit. stop it!!! detectives should not be looking nice and clean-cut. they should be in wrinkled suits that fit them slightly too big and have gone several days without washing longer than they should. someone get this slut back his red crown jacket that probably has several stains from takeout food on it

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there is something so uncanny about watching kyle do what is technically his actual job. what is this uncharasmatic slut doing selling junk door to door and why are people actually being swung over by him

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fixing this problem myself by having him bent over and moaning every time he wears those freshly-pressed suits so they get properly wrinkled and disheveled

i've only played the first chapter of the last window but i think i can definitively say that the biggest sin they committed was putting kyle in a nicer suit. stop it!!! detectives should not be looking nice and clean-cut. they should be in wrinkled suits that fit them slightly too big and have gone several days without washing longer than they should. someone get this slut back his red crown jacket that probably has several stains from takeout food on it

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mario would come out of hotel dusk fine but kyle hyde would come out of hotel delfino wanting to commit another homicide. much to consider