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One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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in their cool gay outfits !!!!!

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The United States — ALL of it

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People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

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TEOS posting only today

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hey pluto! i saw your requests are open, can I ask for caitvi enjoying the sun in a hammock?

ofc! there you go anon :D

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My little nugget for Silvik week. The prompt was "Scars."

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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

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Teasin :D

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tumblr men will message you and be like have you been a good girl??? first of all why are you messaging me like you're santa claus...

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Projection

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She would, let's be honest here

+ bonus because I think dipper would absolutely LOVE Chance

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Victory for each old Pines twins on Tumblr!! ?

ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!!!!

is it too soon to celebrate? (the poll isn't finish but...it might be hard to catch up)

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Congrats to the old man who won the pregnancy contest or whatever

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See you guys in 9 months

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MAN WE CANT HAVE SHIT-