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How America Uses It’s Land.

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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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sentence I just read on reddit ran "there was a snafu with the ganache" and i think these are some of the best syllables out there. there was a gnafu with the snanache. there was a snache with the ganafu. etc.

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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

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Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment

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Misgendered by a woman with a protect the dolls tshirt

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i was like ahhhh noooo fuckkkk i put off my homework too much and now i only have an hour and a half fuckkkkk

and then checked the syllabus and saw we only get a 5% deduction per day for late work and our lowest homework score gets dropped anyway

yeah i'm turning this in tomorrow lmfao

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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week

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Grahhh fuck!! I have this stupid desire for human connection!!!!

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"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.

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Rosy Posy 🐴💐

I'm finally allowed to share some of the official G1 MLP art I did for Hasbro last year 💖

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Why even work at 6am who the fuck U serving Bitch who the fuck wakes up at 5am and says I'm going to target in an hour Are you fucking insane Nancy you need to die 1 2 and 3 Whoever buying dog food at 6am Waking up at 4:30am Needs to be in Jail nevermind Die